posted on Jun, 20 2008 @ 01:05 AM
This just in... The Mexican government, worried about the falling US Dollar and an influx of Americans crossing the border into Mexico, unveiled their
new weapon to secure their border along the Rio Grande. President Calderon, who insists that there is nothing to the rumors about a North American
Union, wants to reassure Mexican citizens that they will remain a sovereign country, and will not be overrun by foreigners who want to take their
jobs. Calderon went on to say that these elite diving Chihuahuas were also trained to defend the country from possible attacks by Iran using giant
spiders. He was overheard by some to have said "Bring it on! America might have Blackwater, but we have Barkwater!"