Your First Universe

Congratulations on receiving Your First Universe. We here at Acme Universe Inc. would like to wish you many fun and enjoyable eternities with Your First Universe.

I'm sure you're excited to get started. There is a fairly large learning curve so don't worry if you don't get everything right the first time. Your First Universe won't break!

You won't find any batteries in the packaging since Your First Universe is powered by Thought. The strength, focus, complexity, and vector pattern dynamics of your Thought Field will drive Your First Universe.

Your First Universe is inextricably connected to Universe One via the Gravity Field and to the Infinite-Potential Field via your Thought Field. Remember, the Universes are a matrix of interlacing fields and the dynamics that arise from their interaction.

Your First Universe was created with the highest quality craftsmanship and is the picture of Over unity itself. Operating Your First Universe with an inefficient Thought Field will downgrade performance. Acme Universe Inc. is not responsible when Your First Universe stops responding well. You are responsible to keep your Thought Field at peak performance by always expanding inwardly and outwardly infinitely.

The physical portion of Your First Universe is used for training and may wear out with prolonged use. You may trade out your used Mass Field at any time. There is no limit to the amount of free trade outs.

There are many more surprises in store with Your First Universe. So sit back and relax.

We're sure Your First Universe will grow on you.


[Note: Due to circumstances beyond our control there was a delay in shipping the instruction sets for Your First Universe. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.]

damn good post. Very thoughtful writing you did there OP

It sort of gave me an impression between 2 different movies ie
"TOTAL RECALL" and "THE MATRIX"

It hit a chord with me as this is almost the way i believe. I do believe that we as entities choose to enter earth and its dimension maybe as a school or even just for fun so that we may experience are physical being

Just wanted to say that I'm having a great time with my First Universe, so much to experience!, I highly recommend it.

However, I am a little perplexed on one issue. Perhaps Acme could send me the part of the instruction manual on how to deal with Negative Entities that seem to have wrested control over the governing structure on this orbiting rock that my physical form currently resides on.

I'll bet the information is in the FAQ portion of the manual as I'm sure this problem has come up before.

Thanks

reply to post by FewWorldOrder


Heh, good luck - i asked about that about 20 years ago and i still haven't got a reply.

Not even a damn phone call!

You know, Customer Service doesn't seem to be a priority anywhere anymore.
What ever happened to "service what you sell"?...
If I ever get a reply from Acme, I'll forward it to you immediately.

Originally posted by FewWorldOrder
Just wanted to say that I'm having a great time with my First Universe, so much to experience!, I highly recommend it.

However, I am a little perplexed on one issue. Perhaps Acme could send me the part of the instruction manual on how to deal with Negative Entities that seem to have wrested control over the governing structure on this orbiting rock that my physical form currently resides on.

I'll bet the information is in the FAQ portion of the manual as I'm sure this problem has come up before.

Thanks

I got the manual, but I can't find the part you're talking about either, man.

The damn thing is written in binary!

I imagine if it had one, it would be so.

All kidding aside for now, to me, what Omniversals' post alludes to, is something that has really got me thinking about the true nature of everything.

I remember somebody telling me once, "Whether you think either you can or you can't do something, you're right!". It's all about creating your own reality. The Double-Slit Test, I think, is somehow a glimpse into fundamental "Nature".
Think, intend, and expect positive things, and that's what you'll receive.
I don't know if it's all silly, wishful thinking or not, so what's the harm in 'willing' something positive/constructive to happen?

The notion that just thought, intent, and/or observation can actually manifest or directly effect what we know as physical reality just tweaks my mind.

That's what I think the OP's message is, and I subscribe to this possibility.

Thanks

perhaps you should meditate on it.

I started off meditating like twice a year, then sorta 15 minute sessions while I drank my coffee at work, trying to relax and not get mad. Well i'm never stressed out anymore and all of a sudden, i'm doing 25 minute meditations every day, and at least one 2 hour one per week.

You really get sucked in, you look outward at your world around you with intrigue, everything doesn't seem so simple anymore, and simultaneously, you look inside and think the same.

It all starts by asking but one question, any question, and trying to elaborate that, trying to find clarity through a balance of this logic we have, combined with our imagination.

Yes, I went ahead and I got my own universe also. I have shaped it to my liking off of a drawing that I made, but I am having difficulty getting to it.

It's a bit of a drive off, you know, the whole, "other dimension" thing takes a bit of gas and the price of gas can be rather expensive. So, I'll keep on trying at it. I actually found out about Acme Universe maker because I was referred to it by a friend. He was astounded about he stumbled into a universe that was similar to his favorite video game because it was such a part of him.

So, I hope that I can finally get to my own universe. It would be great.

Great responses everyone, Thank You. I'll stay in the spirit of the original post.


We see that you have chosen the "Negative Alien Infestation" program for this training lifetime. Very good choice. This "N.A.I." reality program is currently ranked #1 for it's intensity and total immersion quality.

Although we can't send you Inverse-Field Amplified Anti-Electromagnetic Dimensional Rippers, we can offer some personal tips. You might try producing a prolonged angular momentum of your Energy Field in the clockwise direction using your Thought Field. Negative alien infestation is usually followed by negative Thought Field programming. Since energy follows thought the negative thought patterns should be cleared to strengthen the energy field. A spiraling out focus keeps newly created energy flowing. Too much thought pattern focus inward clogs the energy field and makes it easier for negative influence and ultimately stops the energy creation mechanism. The Universal Thought Pattern Translator says you might call it "spinning the chakras", if that means anything. Either way, the idea is to control multiple fields simultaneously.

Be aware, the deployment of artificial dampening devices (A.D.D.) is a possibility. These field dampeners are used to create wave interferences that could make the operation of Your First Universe difficult. Daily thought field maintenance is strongly recommended in such cases.

Not to worry though. The physical training course is just where you break Your First Universe in. The more difficult the challenge the quicker you will become masters of your universe.

wow I love these kinds of threads. People are getting it!

Good job, Omni. Also has a "Hitchhiker's Guide" feel to it, as well.

I wonder what those who aren't aware yet are asking themselves when they read this.

They probably think you are some sort of viral advertisement for Hitchhiker's 2: Restaurant at the end of the Galaxy.

Coming Soon!

reply to post by OmniVersal


This letter is to complain about service I recently received from Acme Universe Inc.
I called and prayed Acme Universe Incon to find out how to deal with a problem I’ve had with First Universe serialN°280163. After I had been on hold for several years and decades, Representative Jesus came on the line. I had to explain my problem to him several times because he did not seem to be listening and therefore asked me the same questions repeatedly. Representative Jesus put me on hold for several years, and then returned to say he could not help me. Needless to say, I was quite frustrated.
I expected a much higher level of service from your company, and I am quite disappointed. Because I do not want to spend any more time on this problem, I am cancelling First Universe immediately, and I expect a full refund. I will be informing my friends and family about this experience.
Sincerely,
Kacou

Originally posted by OmniVersal

"We see that you have chosen the "Negative Alien Infestation" program for this training lifetime. Very good choice. This "N.A.I." reality program is currently ranked #1 for it's intensity and total immersion quality."

At the risk of sounding not in charge of my faculties, It really seems as if the "Negative Alien Infestation" program, rather, chose me. It's almost like the program has been running long before my association with it.

I'll vouch for that ranking though, the amount of intensity and mystery is stupefying!

"Although we can't send you Inverse-Field Amplified Anti-Electromagnetic Dimensional Rippers,..."

That's ok, I think I saw a Chinese knock-off version available through the "Cheaper-Than-Dirt" catalogue.

"Not to worry though. The physical training course is just where you break Your First Universe in. The more difficult the challenge the quicker you will become masters of your universe."

Damn the luck, I knew it. I haven't been practicing as hard as I should be.
Plus, I'm a slow learner. I've been immersed in this program for over four decades now and I don't think I've even taken it in for its first Service!

So, It sounds like, as CavemanDD pointed out, Meditation is probably a good place to start with all of this, maybe somehow connecting through the Minds' Eye to a higher consciousness...?

Omni,

Your Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup.
They slither while they pass
they slip away across the Universe.

That's not mine, but it applies none the less.

I got the full manual posted from the manufacturer. Only thing is...........

It's in Chinese!

Seriously though, it's a breath of fresh air whenever I bump into a mind like this.

An interesting thread (* + flag) which seems to be on an ever more popular theme......the bigger picture (or pictures).

With the advent of the upcoming new Psycology, Philosophy & Metaphysics forum, there is hopefully going to be a new wealth of perspectives "flooding" through ATS/BTS soon.

I'm so fed up with reading so many pointless and often rediculous "questions, questions and more questions". Few opinions, few perspectives and little "brain gravy".

It's not the answers we seek that make us smarter, but asking the right questions, in the right way etc. Or just saying something that makes people THINK. ...hence the star and flag for a nice thread.

I've had "MY" universe for many years now and am happy to say it works nicely....not too many black holes and plenty of stars.! And I don't have or need instructions.....it's whatever I want it to be....this is MY RIDE....yippeeee. Any instructions would only make it unnatural and boring.

So peace love and light to all your universes, may they shine bright and free.

Dear ACME,

While on the one hand, I must commend your design. Everytime I'm about to haul off and throw my First Universe straight through the window (right behind my iPhone) I reach a new level and my interest is rejuvenated. It's better than Oddworld! However...

I do have two very important words you MUST add to your vocabulary: 800 NUMBER! Alright, maybe it's three words, but it sure looks like two - and wouldn't you know it, there's NO NUMBER TO CALL to clarify the point!!! AND NO, I DON'T READ CHINESE! ...yet... Really, I don't need to speak to a rocket scientist, just an understanding soul with enough english skills to make me believe he sympathizes with my plight. I mean really, how many billions of these things have you sold? And the market only gets bigger and bigger. You can at least kick back 3 or 4 bucks an hour to college educated, tri-lingual, gentleman from India can't you? man... C -- H -- E -- A -- P !!! ...as if you care... floating around on your yacht in the Caribbean with your super-model prostitutes, those yummy little hors d'oeuvres, your high-quality coc aine, and Viagra. ...you make me jeal.. I mean, SICK!
-v

I completely forgot about this thread. I should use the MyATS feature a bit more often. I got caught up with my poeticalnicity on that other thread. But anyway. I just wanted to thank everyone for their input.

I'm going to see about responding here if I can click my brain over into the right mode. Operating at multiple frequencies simultaneously is more difficult than I originally anticipated when the thought came to me. Thanks again though everyone. I love to get people thinking. That's really what I'm after. And it's probably out of boredom with my own thinking. I want other minds to share with.

Originally posted by kacou
reply to post by OmniVersal

 

This letter is to complain about service I recently received from Acme Universe Inc.
I called and prayed Acme Universe Incon to find out how to deal with a problem I’ve had with First Universe serialN°280163. After I had been on hold for several years and decades, Representative Jesus came on the line. I had to explain my problem to him several times because he did not seem to be listening and therefore asked me the same questions repeatedly. Representative Jesus put me on hold for several years, and then returned to say he could not help me. Needless to say, I was quite frustrated.
I expected a much higher level of service from your company, and I am quite disappointed. Because I do not want to spend any more time on this problem, I am cancelling First Universe immediately, and I expect a full refund. I will be informing my friends and family about this experience.
Sincerely,
Kacou

We apologize for the trouble you have been experiencing. Please understand though that this is Your First Universe. You have been given everything you need to expand infinitely. Universe One has been provided as a sandbox to learn the proper operation of a Universe.

This is a Do-It-Yourself deal. It's not recommended to depend on other individual universes. Such figures as Jesus are being used to keep you looking to others for what you already possess.

You are an exact fractal replica of Universe One. And as such have the same capacity as Universe One. This may take many lifetimes to sink in. But when it does I'm sure you wouldn't trade Your First Universe for anything.

If you still feel you don't want Your First Universe you can become increasingly close minded and singular in your thought pattern. This will slowly shut down Your First Universe which will then be recycled.

Originally posted by FewWorldOrder
At the risk of sounding not in charge of my faculties, It really seems as if the "Negative Alien Infestation" program, rather, chose me. It's almost like the program has been running long before my association with it.

I'll vouch for that ranking though, the amount of intensity and mystery is stupefying!

We fully understand your current quandary. Please don't be alarmed as it's all part of the process. It's necessary to suppress previous memories in order to get the full scope of what it means to have a complete "life". The experience of a life and death has been built into the overall system of mass universe creation. This lack of remembering has proven to be the most effective for this stage of personal universe growth.

You are correct though. The "N.A.I." program has been running before your Universe Batch was created. It's insights like those that will go a long way in your own learning process. That is most commendable. However, with the knowledge of the suppression of previous memories for this "life", this fact should not be so overshadowing as to make one feel helpless. Part of the program is to elicit this reaction which is meant to propel the younger universes into seeking a viable resolution.

"Although we can't send you Inverse-Field Amplified Anti-Electromagnetic Dimensional Rippers,..."

That's ok, I think I saw a Chinese knock-off version available through the "Cheaper-Than-Dirt" catalogue.

Universe One operators would like to recommend against the use of such devices. It would inevitably make their job more difficult having to patch up dimensional rips in the fabric of Universe One.

"Not to worry though. The physical training course is just where you break Your First Universe in. The more difficult the challenge the quicker you will become masters of your universe."

Damn the luck, I knew it. I haven't been practicing as hard as I should be.
Plus, I'm a slow learner. I've been immersed in this program for over four decades now and I don't think I've even taken it in for its first Service!

So, It sounds like, as CavemanDD pointed out, Meditation is probably a good place to start with all of this, maybe somehow connecting through the Minds' Eye to a higher consciousness...?

Meditation can be anything you choose. We will offer another hint though. It would be very beneficial to de-hypnotize yourself from society. The society you are experiencing is part of the "N.A.I." program. Your natural universe frequencies are being artificially suppressed. It's up to each individual universe to figure out how to do that.

Good Luck and we'll see you at the 'Your First Universe' graduation.