30 Years Of Man's Life Disappear In Mysterious 'Kansas Rectangle'

30 Years Of Man's Life Disappear In Mysterious 'Kansas Rectangle'

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CHICAGO—The so-called "Kansas rectangle," a desolate and featureless region covering 82,277 square miles in America's mysterious Great Plains, has been a source of speculation among paranormal investigators for decades. Though the questions surrounding its existence have never been answered, one thing is certain: The life of former Chicagoan Kevin Corcoran suddenly vanished into the eerie region 30 years ago this week, never to return.

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After reading this article, it sounded like an interesting place to investigate, write a diary and post the diary on ATS! I would not go there alone though, I'd take a bunch of people with me!

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Originally posted by paisley101


After reading this article, it sounded like an interesting place to investigate, write a diary and post the diary on ATS! I would not go there alone though, I'd take a bunch of people with me!

www.theonion.com
(visit the link for the full news article)

I assume you realize this article is a joke?

The onion is "comedic fake news"

Hilarious! The "Kansas Rectangle" encompasses the entire state.

And I thought that legend about a young girl with a fetish for sparkly shoes, and her dog entering a bizarre land filled stature (and fashion) challenged people was a little far-fetched!

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Yeah that pretty much says it all right there. Its just a comedic news source. Nothing serious about it.

If you're still not convinced, watch The Onion's YouTube videos. You'll get the point.

The Onion is a satirical magazine or E-Zine. They make fun of things and print comedy stories. Could be wrong but I'm pretty sure this story is satire too. Wikipedia

Dang it! I always get beat to the punch when debunking something.

Anyway after reading the article again I laughed my butt off at the picture of the rectangle.

[edit on 7-6-2008 by Daz3d-n-Confus3d]

It's all beginning to make sense now...