Jesus is Watching

A burglar broke into a house one night . He shined his flashlight
around , looking for valuables ; and when he picked up a C D player to place in his sack , a strange , disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying , " Jesus is watching you ."

He nearly jumped out of his skin , clicked his flashlight off , and froze .
When he heard nothing more after a bit , he shook his head and
continued .

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires , clear as a bell he heard , " Jesus is watching you . "

Freaked out , he shined his light around frantically , looking for the source of the voice . Finally , in the corner of the room , his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot .

" Did you say that ? " He hissed at the parrot .

" Yep , " the parrot confessed , then squawked , " I am just trying to warn you . "

The burglar relaxed . " Warn me , huh ? Who in the world are you ? "

" Moses , " replied the bird .

" Moses ? " the burglar laughed . " What kind of people would name a bird Moses ? "

"The kind of people who would name a rottweiler Jesus . "



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