Alien call girls?

Originally posted by heliumboy
Forget about 5000 an hours girls and NY governors. try 5 million an hour girls from outer space

A buddy of mine who was a financial analyst at a major investment service told me of a rumor that the worlds richest men see prostitutes from other star systems. part of the treaty between the aliens and humans is that billionaires have sex with alien women. in return they pay for Gold being delivered to nibiru aliens.
do you think this is true?

Hence forth, the reason that Ufology has become a joke. This is the type of crop that has put Ufology back by a million years. God help anyo9ne with any real evidence, for stupid suggestion like this will destroy them before they even start.

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This defiantly made my day. I just want to know how much an hour, would like them to rub one out for me.

I think I met a group of them at a Seattle Bar a few years back, they didn't want money just my DNA.

As long as they don't start morphing like that Species hottie they're okay with me.

[edit on 29-5-2008 by verylowfrequency]

its true, and E.T. wasnt phoning home, he provides a phone service and leaves his cards in phone booths, you may of seen him in the film in a dress and blonde wig, thats what turned him on to it.

if you had the chance and you were rich would you boink an green skinned orion slave woman? how much would you pay knowing that this is your only chance in a million years.
50K
500k
10 million dollars?
500 million?

It is not unconceivable that this is happening right now. gene roddenberry knew
things and he telegraphed this knowledge in the TV series.

Originally posted by ExquisitExamplE
Beware the unearthly sexual prowess of...

Enough's enough!

I think it is in very poor taste to post a nude photo of Bea Arthur.

Originally posted by TheBandit795
I am very sorry to say that I think that this is a ridiculous topic, and sounds like it comes from some low grade sci-fi novel.

Or a cheesy porn flick, haha

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Interesting thread if there was proof! If you and your friend are telling the truth.....RIGHT OOONNN!!!! Where can I get some!!

Other than that these types of threads will destroy ATS's image as a sight that is about the truth. There are quiet a few members here who are talented in there own ways that contribute to this site, and I'd hate to see them laughed at as well as other believers.

Love and Light my friend

Originally posted by heliumboy
gene roddenberry knew
things and he telegraphed this knowledge in the TV series.

Telegraph ... now that is really hi-tech for the StarTrek creator ... did he telegraph it to your friend?

And beware of those Orion slave girls, they pass on a special kind of STD bug ... one that will eat up your general, turn you into a slave girl and throw you in line with the rest of 'em.

Originally posted by Spaxz
Other than that these types of threads will destroy ATS's image as a sight that is about the truth. There are quiet a few members here who are talented in there own ways that contribute to this site, and I'd hate to see them laughed at as well as other believers.

I think you should lighten up a little, and review some of the hundreds of threads here again. ATS is already filled with some pretty far out stuff. Heck, the 9/11 forum alone has more laughable threads than you can count.

Alien call girls. Fits right in if you ask me! Kind of reminds me of the scene in MIB when Tommy Lee Jones disparagingly refers to the people who still think Elvis is dead like they're the wackos.

Actually, the concept of alien call girls probably makes MORE sense than a lot of the other theories here.

This sounds believable.

If your name is Fox Mulder.

Originally posted by heliumboy
Forget about 5000 an hours girls and NY governors. try 5 million an hour girls from outer space

A buddy of mine who was a financial analyst at a major investment service told me of a rumor that the worlds richest men see prostitutes from other star systems. part of the treaty between the aliens and humans is that billionaires have sex with alien women. in return they pay for Gold being delivered to nibiru aliens.
do you think this is true?

Originally posted by jamie83
Actually, the concept of alien call girls probably makes MORE sense than a lot of the other theories here.

Good point! It is the oldest profession after all. And if we expect them to be humanoid, then why not have a similar need.

I have been thrilled to fantasy on many an occasion from little gray female alien hybrids with blonde wigs on. There eyes are still the tell tale black oriental alien look but they do perform as needed.

When I resist, they stop and give me that look with those big black eyes. It is futile to resist there stare.

Originally posted by Peepers
I have been thrilled to fantasy on many an occasion from little gray female alien hybrids with blonde wigs on. There eyes are still the tell tale black oriental alien look but they do perform as needed.

When I resist, they stop and give me that look with those big black eyes. It is futile to resist there stare.

Dude, that's just wrong on so many levels.

By the way, as long as you're going to make up stories about alien chicks, maybe you should make them from another planet. How about instead of the grays, you call them the pinks??

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Dude, I take it you never have been actioned by the little grays. I told the truth and whether anyone wants to believe me or not is not my concern. However, I will continue let it be known, I have had them have me in there power.

if there was proof that this was true then there would be no such thing as ATS. we would all be receiving cosmic hummers.

Originally posted by Peepers


Dude, I take it you never have been actioned by the little grays.

Um.... no.... can't say that I have. But getting back on topic, did you have to fork out any cash, or pay extra for the blonde wigs? Did any of them look like Bea Arthur or Estelle Getty?

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They don't want payoffs, they look just like the grays but with oriental appearance and skin color like the gray. The wigs are there gigs and like I said, I try to resist them but they stop and will give me that cold black eyed stare, than continues. It than all fades away and I wake up in an excited state.

Like I said, no one has to believe it. In fact, I would not believe it if it had not happened to me. I am an extreme skeptic on the alien subject. I can say it is all to real.