Crazy Questions...

Here are some crazy questions for you to ponder!
Can any of these really be answered?
Feel free to post your own, if you can think of any!
I'm always in for a good laugh!


Can you cry under water?

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with No Pants?
Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water...how did she ever bathe?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can.
Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

Can you slam a revolving door?

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"?
Why bother doing that if you dont care?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Here is where I found these, and alot more!
www.crazythoughts.com...












[edit on 5/13/2008 by Givenmay]

Were you looking for answers to these? Or just posting them out of interest?

There are easily available answers to most of these and you can simply google most of them!

reply to post by Kupios


Really just out of interest, or if someone can give a logical answer to any!
I might get a laugh from something, at the least!
...just trying to have fun with the topic!

This is great and very important questions too...

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

I do this, go to the fridge, nothing there then 5 mins later go back to have another look and theres still nothing there.... really funny...

Can you slam a revolving door?

I dont know but if you want me to find out I dont mind trying.... could be a while.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

Really... thats just sick, those poor creatures. hmmm wonder if they get the food from the tanks.

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

Yep, I do this as well, also I run.... why,.. I dont know...

Good questions, I will try and think of some more..

JQ.

reply to post by John Q


...hehe!

I check the fridge too, I look in it and cant find something then, check back later and it magically shows up!
I do the same with my pantry!

I believe I have only been through one revolving door, and was really afraid of it, I missed the exit so, I just went around again!

I also duck in the rain, maybe because I'm afraid of being struck by lightning!

I cant forget about: When vacuuming something that is caught on the carpet, why is it that people just pick the object up, then throw it back on the floor for it to get stuck again?
I will do this a few times before throwing it away myself!
I forgot where I heard that one!




[edit on 5/13/2008 by Givenmay]