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Originally posted by Tenebrous
An intrepid Wash. D.C. reporter (who happens to be Bigfoot) is exploring a previously unknown city which predates every known civilization, where he discovers proof of Illuminati, and the NWO. This leads him to another spot where he finds proof of creationism. This leads him back to DC, where he proves Sept. 11 was an inside job, which opens a Stargate from which aliens appear, and explain the mysteries of the universe to us. All of this prevents a plot for George W to take over the world.
An intrepid Wash. D.C. reporter (who happens to be Bigfoot) is exploring a previously unknown city which predates every known civilization, where he discovers proof of Illuminati, and the NWO. This leads him to another spot where he finds proof of creationism. This leads him back to DC, where he proves Sept. 11 was an inside job, which opens a Stargate from which aliens appear, and explain the mysteries of the universe to us. All of this prevents a plot for George W to take over the world.
Okay, but he has to keep unpeeling the evidence so just when it's obvious that the Illuminati are terrorizing the reptilian mafia, he discovers that it was all disinformation from the communist Atlantans. Then just when he's sure he's discovered the REAL truth...and, all the while, the progress is narrated/reported by Dave and Johnny.