Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

I'm am stunned that this thread has not been closed yet? There obviously needs to be a board totally dedicated to the art of tossing. We could talk about the Monica Lewinsky conspiracy, discuss UFS's - Unidentified. Flying. (think about it). The New Wank Order and other very important conspiracies.

What do you think moderators?

reply to post by dingleberry77


Honestly, I am stunned that you are so adamant it should be closed!

Based on what? Vague sexual innuendos?? Heh. When there are so many threads containing some of the most hateful things conceivable, which don't get closed, yet this one should!? I am curious as to why you keep clicking the link that brings you back to this thread to read? If you are so disgusted, you know?..

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reply to post by Lucid Lunacy


That's just DB's wry Aussie sense of humor. He's a good egg but us Americans sometimes misread his humor.

Originally posted by dingleberry77
I'm am stunned that this thread has not been closed yet? There obviously needs to be a board totally dedicated to the art of tossing. We could talk about the Monica Lewinsky conspiracy, discuss UFS's - Unidentified. Flying. (think about it). The New Wank Order and other very important conspiracies.

What do you think moderators?

Nah! You would probably have to spend ungodly amounts of points just to get into that forum.

However, I heard the NWO is looking for a few good men. The initiation is pretty intense....but im sure yall can all handle it....this thread prooves it.

reply to post by AshleyD


Well then I blame it on my lack of worldly knowledge and funds to travel!!

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Originally posted by AshleyD
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That's just DB's wry Aussie sense of humor.

He's a good egg but us Americans sometimes misread his humor.

Totally off topic...but why does it say BANNED under your name? Your clearly not banned

reply to post by greeneyedleo


Hahaha I have wondered that same thing on so many members over the long span of time I have been on ATS, heh... Do people change their heading to that!?

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reply to post by Lucid Lunacy


hehe. Me just being a mischief maker. I deleted my avatar, changed my mini-profile background color to hide the word 'member,' and purchased 'banned' as my subtitle. Everything else is put back the way it was but not sure what to put as my subtitle. I'm opened to suggestions, though.

Not trying to drag this thread down all, but I'd like to remind everyone of a couple of things...

First of all, according to the Terms and Conditions that we've all agreed to to come here:

1b.) Profanity: You will not use profanity in our forums, and will neither post with language or content that is obscene, sexually oriented, or sexually suggestive nor link to sites that contain such content.

Emphasis mine.

With this in mind, please remain on topic, and adhere strictly to it, else we'll be forced to close it.

TheBorg
Forum Moderator

reply to post by Lucid Lunacy


Ash is right, it's just my Aussi sense of humor, or lack of sense of humor, depending on who you ask.

Man that was a classic. Been a little down this whole week, but you just made my month!

This was on the first page of the medical/science section, so don't blame me for reviving old threads, with a subject like this how can you possibly not post in it. All I'm going to say is that since I don't smoke, I guess I'm basically covered. I have a friend who lost his dad to cancer, and I would say "maybe he didn't take long enough showers" but that probably wouyldn't be nice.

I AM IMMORTAL!
Nah but that is pretty funny, good post.

reply to post by Master_Wii


Now, Wouldn't having/getting Wet dreams contribute to any of this cancer help?

Just a thought