The best comedic website on the internet!

this is a funny site, but it's real. I searched for star wars and some funny stuff came up. I dare you to search for anything and I guarantee lots of laughs.


uncyclopedia.org...



here's an example. I looked up art bell and this came up


Showdown at Nye
After checking into a Casino in New Mexican Kingdom of Nye, Art was insulted by its manager, Chief Hot Head for being a crackpot and challenged him into a duel. Art obliged, and on 12:00 Pm. 1992, Art Bell faced off against the Chief. To up the ante, the Chief suggested that they both ingest peyote before dueling. After a while of stalking each other through sandstorms, tessellations, and the bottomless Mendalbrot pit, Art Bell eventually found the chief right where he wanted him and quickly struck him down with chi force. Art Bell was promptly given the keys to the Kingdom of Nye, thus becoming sole ruler.

[edit] Radio Days and Abduction
In 1995, Art Bell, noticing that talk radio was becoming less restrictive due to the success of shock jocks like Howard Stern, thus, Art Immediately started Coast to Coast AM based on strip contests, midgets, lesbians, Klansmen, and making fun of disabled people.

However, whilst driving home one night in 1996, was abducted by a hundred flying saucers, where he was then gang-probed. Eventually, however, Art eventually dug into his utility belt he used during the war and staged a reign of terror on the extraterrestrials, ambushing them one by one and blowing stuff up until holding the pilot at gunpoint and forcing him to land, Art then preceded to body-slam the last alien. The other saucers came down to get him but he took them all out with a makeshift bow and arrows made out of wreckage. The next day, he told his tale, and the format of his show would never be the same…



[edit on 14-4-2008 by jedimiller]

hahahahah. here's the Bush Biography!

uncyclopedia.org...


I just can't get enough of this.

aaaaarrrggghhhmdon't post links like that when I'm at work!!! you bad bad bad man


must.resist.clicking.linkage

Do'h!!



I clicked it.


(many lols are to be had inside this,nice one)

Jedi, that is a no no. You just posted that on THE BEST SITE ON THE INTERNET.
Downright blasphemous.
AD

Originally posted by AccessDenied
Jedi, that is a no no. You just posted that on THE BEST SITE ON THE INTERNET.
Downright blasphemous.
AD

lol. hi AD, i meant that it's the best website for comedy. let me ask you this, who's your favorite person or subject? i'll look it up for you.

Originally posted by jedimiller

Originally posted by AccessDenied
Jedi, that is a no no. You just posted that on THE BEST SITE ON THE INTERNET.
Downright blasphemous.
AD

lol. hi AD, i meant that it's the best website for comedy. let me ask you this, who's your favorite person or subject? i'll look it up for you.

I don't pick favorites.