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Long, long ago at the dawn of mankind. God made a tree, and then pointed it out to his newest take on the basic primate model, and said, "this tree will make you smart and strong and powerful and enlarge your penis by two to three inches. But no touchie!"
God then sends one of his creations to tempt man's wife to eat the fruit from this tree anyway. Woman ate of the tree, got smart, and decided to test that two to three inches thing and shared with man.
God then jumped out of the bushes, and because God is apparently Ashton Kucher, basically went "y'all got punk'd!" and then cursed them with hardship, suffering, pain, and sin, and kicked them the hell out of his garden.
Fast-forward several hundred years. In this span of time, God has obliterated the whole of mankind at least once for practicing the sinful behavior he cursed them with, and had numerous occasions of more localized genocides. He even took time from his day to knock over a tall building and curse everyone trying to build it to never understand each other.
Okay, fast-forward a few more hundred years, we stopped a little early. There are three gods now that are all the smae guy, the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit.
Basically God got tired of his creations that he cursed with sin being sinful, and had discovered that killing and cursing and dooming them really didn't stop them.
So what God did, he went and knocked up a virgin without her consent and imbued himself into the kid.
Thirty-three years later, this kid is grown up and being all saintly and stuff, but that';s not good enough. You see, he has to be sacrificed to aleive mankind of sin. So... He is.
So to recap. An immortal omnipotent being who lives in a state of eternal bliss plagued mankind with all sorts of sin and hardship and suffering because of an arguably bad decision by some primeval ancestors. After killing htem off for a while, he decides to knock a chick up so she will give birth to him, then God wanders around until he's killed - Of course, being an omnipotent, immortal being to begin with he doesn't actually die, just goes back to where he started. And then states that all sin is abolished (even though it's not) - And then decides all sin is abolished if people believe in him (which it isn't)
So... Really, it wasn't much of a sacrifice to do something you were going to do anyway in order to clean up a mess that you made in the first place, especially if you aren't actually losing anything and are, in fact, rewarding yourself for the sacrifice.
Well, it goes a little something like this.
Originally posted by TheRedneck
Nope, sorry. God didn't say the tree would make anyone smart; that would be the serpent. And nothing was said about Viagra.
Again, God didn't send the serpent. And still no mention of Viagra.
Exactly where does it say God was hiding in ambush? And exactly where does it say that God placed the curse on them?
God informed them of the curse they placed on themselves. If you do more than listen to some evangelical self-righteous idiot, you'll know that the Bible wasn't written in Old English. It was written in Ancient Hebrew. The original writings still exist, thanks to monks who devoted their lives to churning out copies by hand. So it can still be studied. The closest translation is that God said "Because you have done this, you are now cursed", not "Because you did this, I am cursing you."
He also didn't tell them they would die, but rather that they had brought death into their reality. A semantic difference? I don't think so. I will die someday, but that is different from a mugger threatening to make me die now if I don't hand over my cash.
Again, God didn't place the curse. He didn't obliterate the whole of mankind; else we wouldn't be working these silly hunks of dirty silicon.
As for localized genocides, that has been discussed in many other threads. Whether or not these genocides were justifiable is a matter that is open to debate. Could it be that the inhabitants possessed some genetic problem that could not be allowed to exist (Remember that the 'sons of God' had taken women to themselves)? Or could it have all been for a greater good? Before you jump too fast at that supposedly inhuman statement, remember the thousands upon thousands of people that were killed at the end of WWII in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. That was almost a genocide in itself. Yet, without those deaths, the war would quite probably have been won by the Axis powers who were close to developing the same atomic bomb. I doubt they would have stopped after two cities, since they were open about their intentions of worldwide conquest.
Nope, always was. The first mention of God in Genesis translates as 'Gods', indicating the Trinity.
Hmm, you must have missed the hundreds of verses that mentioned how God was always upset when He saw sin running rampant. And again, He didn't curse anyone with sin.
A pretty loose description, but slightly accurate (which is more than you have done so far ). Jesus was born of a virgin mother via the Holy Spirit, yes, but not 'imbued' into another child.
You got one right! Clap, clap, clap!
You know, that was awesome! I doubt you could have squeezed another misconception or misrepresentation into that. I don't even know where to start with a rebuttal, so I'll just go with a generalization.
It appears you have some serious issues with God. I really don't know what they are, but you remind me here of the child who grew up a miserly old man simply because Santa Claus didn't bring him a red wagon when he was younger. You look at the Christian religion as though looking at a palace and exclaiming "It's just a bunch of dead trees!"
I suggest you actually try reading the book with something akin to an open mind to what it says. A house is more than dead trees. A computer is more than dirty sand (doped silicon). A highway is more than a flat rock. And the Bible and Christianity is much more than that silly little synopsis you just penned.
Did you just confuse the Bible with the US Congress?
TheRedneck
Originally posted by TheWalkingFox
God has no control over or responsibility for his creation? No matter the phrasing you use, when we take into consideration the infinite and omipotent nature of god, it is the same - He is cursing them. Everything that exists is in place because God put it there.
Originally posted by Ogre14t
Looking at these 2 facts, the question bothers me... what kind of sacrifice did christ make? He (supposedly) left a world that was out to get him, taking all sin with him, and went to a better place. Sounds to me like he treded up.
Is there anything that exists outside of God? According to the theology, no. A person can be apart from god according to themselves, but according to the Theology, God is still there.
The serpent, as Satan, is a servant of God, even if he chooses to not acknowledge it. See the book of Job for more on the God / Satan relationship. God exercises total control over Satan - the Adversary can do nothing against God's wishes.
4The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.(1 cor 2:14)
What is the serpent? Most Christians I have spoken with take hte serpent to be Satan.
What is Satan? The "head" fallen angel.
What is an angel? A being created with no purpose other than to servethe will of God.
Is there anything that exists outside of God ?According to the theology, no. A person can be apart from god according to themselves, but according to the Theology, God is still there.
The serpent, as Satan, is a servant of God, even if he chooses to not acknowledge it. See the book of Job for more on the God / Satan relationship. God exercises total control over Satan - the Adversary can do nothing against God's wishes.
God did set the situation up for them to eat of the fruit in the first place. He created the tree, why? He showed Adam the tree, why? He sent the serpent to tempt Eve, why? He punishes them for all this, why?
God has no control over or responsibility for his creation? No matter the phrasing you use, when we take into consideration the infinite and omipotent nature of god, it is the same - He is cursing them. Everything that exists is in place because God put it there.
The Bible tells us pretty clearly why these genocides were conducted. There's no mystery at all. Either the people offended god by some action - inhospitality and apostasy for Sodom and Gemmorah, for example - or they were simply living where the "favored" people wanted to live.
And yet the Jews don't believe in a triune god.
When you read the later books of hte Old Testament, you see that God is downright neurotic and freaking out like a person with a five-pack-a-day habit being deprived of nicotine.
I'm just amking the statement that by th time the New Testament rolls around, he'd discovered that killing lots of people, and having other people kill lots of people, wasn't working that well.
And yet there is still sin aplenty.
Is God immortal? Yes.
Did God (or at least the way God set thigns up) drop the curse of sin on Mankind's heads? Yes.
Was Jesus God? According to Christians, yes.
I harbor doubts that your take on, say, Zeus would be any more flattering than my take on Yahweh. Does this mean that you have "issues" with Zeus? Nah. Simply that as someone who doesn't believe in Zeus, you feel free to pick and criticize and mock and roll your eyes to your heart's content. And really, a philanderer who likes doing his mistresses while shapeshifted into horses or swans or whatever?
Is there anything that exists outside of God ?According to the theology, no. A person can be apart from god according to themselves, but according to the Theology, God is still there.