CAPTION CONTEST #4 – 1ST bigfatfurrytexan - 2ND AnAbsoluteCreation - 3RD DuneKnight

Ms. Clinton, I'm from the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News....

Reporter: Senator Clinton. Why do you think Rush Limbaugh is telling Republicans to vote for you in the primaries?

Secret Service Agent: We won't have to let security lapse, if he keeps eating like this.

Reporter: What is your Health Care Plan?

John McCain: If I'm elected President, there will be free Metamucil for everyone. It certainly works for me.

"You'll never believe this control, I've been stood behind him for the last 10 minutes giving the 'Knuckle-Shuffle' insult and no-one's noticed!"

Hate you, hate you, hate you, you're cool, hate you....

Mrs Clinton, could you please elaborate on 'the first rule of fightclub'?

So Mrs Clinton, If you become president, how do you intend to top your husbands cigar antics




control... hes just taken one bite, and another ......... send thanks to mrs clinton for the sandwich .. (sounds of spluttering) .... sir.... are you ok sir .....




oooooo i like you .........

McCain: And this is how I demonstrate sitting on a man's lap, while a woman sits on mine, and another man sits on hers. I'm sure somewhere in the process someone got lucky.

Mrs. Clinton, do you have any comment on allegations that you were a Gold Card Customer of "The Emperor's Club"?

"No, we don't have any clowns or dancing girls. You must be looking for the ATS Convention down the hall."

I'd be a proud conservative liberal Republican. Ok sir, now let me ask you the same question... what would you do for a Klondike bar?

(Singing like Frank Sinatra)
......Ive got you under my skin, Ive got you deep in the heart of me......

Mrs Clinton, with all the controversy over your husbands past and with the current presidential finals looming I think all of America would be interested to know ........ Why did the chicken cross the road ......

Damn micro technology! i preferred it when the nuclear football was carried by a muscle bound colonel.

Guys, your right .... he cant tell the differnce ..... Vegetarian .... yeah right !!!! Damn steve ..... thats $10 i owe you.

Control ! he found the chip, He found the chip

And over here on the left hand side of the map, What are these states called.

I told you i would return Mr Anderson ......... oh! Your not Mr Anderson.....

Is there any truth the to the rumour that AboveTopSecret.com have asked you to be a new Conspiracy Master?