Bigfoot Molested Man: Emotional stress leads to more abuse...(claim)

Apparently there is no room in Bigfoot's vocabulary for the word "NO"...
Although I highly disbelieve this to be true, it may put an end to the question of his ability to find companionship....


edit to fix video...

[edit on 27-3-2008 by jasonjnelson]

Sorry, I can't figure out how to get it to play directly on the page....
I'll try and figure it out. Interesting, no?

Oh great, does this mean Sasquatch no longer wants to be known as Big Foot?

reply to post by Alxandro


My guess is that the sasquatch will do everything possible to distance himself from this incident. Personally, I would hold out for a DNA test in court, but public opinion was never really a strong point for him anyway. So I guess one bad apple....

I believe it cause I read in a british weekly rag there was this chinese girl in china somewhere who claims a yeti raped her and than ripped her arm off. I guess them yeti's and bigfoot are serious dudes when it comes to saying no. See the terror in this guys eyes only confirms what he claims.

Edit: to ad the missing bigfoot molestation video



[edit on 27-3-2008 by WorldShadow]

I hadn't read about the Yeti who did that. You would think that they wouldn't be interested. I wonder if they stalk these people on the internet.... Get "to catch a predator" on their butts....

I wonder if they are trying to reproduce?

Nothing to be said from all of you Bigfoot huggers out there? Can't defend him now, can you?

Next thing you know, ol' nessie will be out partying without panties on, sleeping around with the abominable snowman...

jasonjnelson you need to fix your youtube link:
"The URL contained a malformed video ID."

scroll down to this other post. I do not know how to post it.... sorry...

Okay, should be up now! Thanks for letting me know.
But what did you think of the video?

Well it explains why I freaked out on the night I saw a Bigfoot, I was protecting my manhood

lol.... this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I wonder if being molested by Bigfoot is better or worse than an hour with a wookie prostitute. Good stuff, not the typical ATS material, but it sure brightened my day.

I think that an hour with a wookie pro would leave me in a bacta tank for weeks, so no thank you. Do you think he just copped a feel, or was it a prison date?

Total prison date. Without a doubt. I can't see bigfoot simply fondling someone.

Not to promote this to be true but I happen to notice a link in the comments section of this news story about the incident. Use the link at your own risk.

www.wjla.com...

some guy dressed up as bigfoot and did this... the perfect disguise...

I am pretty sure that the Sasquatch was driving this van as well.......

"Come on Jean..."
"No, I uh...Not like this Bigfoot, I mean, it's my first time seeing you and all-And I mea-"
"Jean, it's not a big deal."
"Yeah, okay, but I'd rather just wait. We have ou-Hey! Let go of me!"
"Jean, just calm down."
"No! No! What're you doing?!"
"Be quiet, be quiet Jean!"
"No! NO! NO! Not like this! No Bigfoot, not like this!"
"SHUT UP, SHUT UP JEAN!"
"NOOO! AHOOO GOD NO!"

Terrible. Just terrible.
I always knew that Bigfoot was a monster.

[edit on 30-3-2008 by Dewm0nster]

I had to respond like that. What did he say afterward, that Jean was asking for it?
"tell anyone and I'll get you..."

Hahaha simply one of the funniest threads ever.

Not that rape is a laughing matter...

Well maybe in this case it is.