When I met Natalie Portman: A story!

reply to post by Wally Conley


Don't forget a Harvard Grad, with a 4.0 avg nonetheless!!!

I found that out whilst listening to a lecture she did that was televised on a channel about 8 months ago. Forgot hat channel it was now.

Anyway, VERY SMART indeed!!

TheBorg

I knew somebody that went to school with her. Said she was a real

dunno if she changed, apparently real stuck up though.

reply to post by Holygamer


It's Harvard; what'd ya expect?

Anyway, 'twas a good story. When is the sequel coming out?? The Emperor will be very displeased if this is another cliffhanger...

TheBorg

reply to post by Holygamer


Honestly, most people with that type of money and influence are. It sort of comes with that territory.. She is beautiful, but I can't say that I'd ever approach her. Of course, some would say that is "my problem." So...*Shrug* She looks as though she would think a bit highly of herself.



[edit on 14-3-2008 by SpeakerofTruth]

Originally posted by AGENT_T
Man I knew your real date was a dog but WOW!!!!!

Cool site BTW.

lol, that guy stole my username. now guys calm down! I know you guys love to hate, but don't hate da player..hate da game!

reply to post by jedimiller




Hmmm.. He looks uncannily like you in your 'Elton John' glasses pic you used as your avatar AND has a fetish for 'Star Wars' toys too.. *cough* AND lives in Texas

What odds would you give on the chances of that happening?
..

Hey who cares?
I like Border Collies better though..
"Get down Shep"..

[edit on 17-3-2008 by AGENT_T]

Actually, Nat thinks I kinda look like Leon the professional. lol. Maybe that's why she had the hots for me. you know what I mean?

Originally posted by jedimiller
Actually, Nat thinks I kinda look like Leon the professional. lol. Maybe that's why she had the hots for me. you know what I mean?

You are living in a fantasy world where all the star wars characters are living in also. I hope you are just joking around and you really arent delusional!

Originally posted by hikix
You are living in a fantasy world where all the star wars characters are living in also. I hope you are just joking around and you really arent delusional!

So because I kicked it with Nat i'm delusional? Man, remember this was 10 years ago. I was only 25. We kicked it all night and just had a good time. what's so delusional about that man?

reply to post by jedimiller


Can you PROVE you kicked it with Natalie Portman?

Photos, footage, an infra-red sex tape, anything??

To me, the fact that you think that Natalie Portman is European disqualifies your whole story. Sorry, fella... I have to call bull#.

Originally posted by jedimiller

Originally posted by hikix
You are living in a fantasy world where all the star wars characters are living in also. I hope you are just joking around and you really arent delusional!

. what's so delusional about that man?

Cus I saw your picture. hahaha JK!

man what are you smoking? last time I checked Israel was in the european continent.

Now I've heard that the mainstream American education isn't worth the paper it's printed on, but don't take the pi55!

Is this the nation you're loking for?

Yes firmly planted between Spain, France and Germany!

WTF!

MonKey

lol. You europeans are hilarious! here's a map of Europe.

en.wikipedia.org...



See how Israel is part of that continent?


well, I'm hoping i'm right.

[edit on 26-3-2008 by jedimiller]

Ok come on people, I'm opening up a paypal channel so we can club together and get Jedi a map reading course, obviously he's much more adept at star charts.

Cyprus (awesome place) is about as far south-east as Europe gets, Israel is just beyond that.

My Cyprus Thread with pics!

So no it's not Europe, not even with bells on!

MonKey

Sorry man. More of a Star Wars expert. World geography not my main thing!

Originally posted by jedimiller
man what are you smoking? last time I checked Israel was in the european continent.

WHAT!!!???? :shk:

Israel is in the Middle East. Go back to school, man. Really.

[edit on 28-3-2008 by SpeakerofTruth]

Originally posted by SpeakerofTruth
Israel is in the Middle East.

Go back to school, man. Really.

Well that's just dandy.. Now you've given him another idea.

Older guys: Why do you think we like young girls?

www.belowtopsecret.com...'

reply to post by AGENT_T


I'm up for that too... Can we go to a school in Japan!!!

Happy days

with

Happier endings!

MonKey