If you were president of the US for 24 hours

If you were president of the US for 24 hours, how would you spend your time in office?

Would you make the world a better place?
Would you nuke any countries?
Would you hire lots of interns?

Personally, I would like to find out about all the 'cover-ups', prank call every world leader, use the FBI to play jokes on my friends, fly in a B-52 Bomber, then colour the white house Blue and put a 'for sale' sign on the front

I'd love to say that I would make public all the info on 9/11, Roswell, A51 etc etc etc, but in truth I'd probably have a latte and get blown by a nice looking intern......

I would expose the inherent corruption of our Government and bring the foundation of "order" to it's knees effectively having to start all over again...then get blown by a hot intern...

But since the position of president is nothing more than a transient offical...I would just have to settle for the blow...

Originally posted by benjj
I'd love to say that I would make public all the info on 9/11, Roswell, A51 etc etc etc, but in truth I'd probably have a latte and get blown by a nice looking intern......

Yea beofre you get killed by someone

I'd declare my favourite song as the new national anthem, well i'd say the song was my favourite but i'd just pick some soviet marching theme to piss people off.

I'd declare the capitol building to be the national bar and i'd outfit both chambers with a bar and tons of discolights, naturally with a sound system to shake washingtons grave.

I'd decorate the Washington Monument pink and pull a giant condom over it promoting safe-sex!

Okay, i've just had a thought, what if we turn the capitol into a huge GAY BAR! and lock the senators/reps inside it! Naturally the c-span camera's will film all.

Of course i'd target a nuclear weapon at the nevada desert or somewhere uninhabited then say there was a nuclear accident, i'd do this around 6pm as i've always wanted to interrupt network news.

At this point i'd enact previous executive orders allowing me full power over the country, whatever clause thats taking me out of power would be suspended and i'd reign till my death.

Have a nice day.

I would tell the truth about aliens, UFO's, etc.......... anyway i would try to beofre i would get killed by the majestic or something

Flat tax. I would repeal the IRS laws and institute a flat 25% tax across the board, destroy all loopholes, all special rates for families, etc and just make everyone pay 25% in payroll deductions and have only self employed file.

The wealthy would hate me but the average american would put up a statue in my honor that overshadows the washington monument.

Massive strategic nuke launch against China would also be the way forward.......

1 - I would cancel all the laws who aren't Constitutional.

2 - I would condemn to death ( with immediate execution !!!!! ) all the peoples who plead for these laws and all the others who voted and/or supported them.

3 - Federal Reserve guys + bankers ( see point 2. Anyway my father isn't a banker anymore so... ).

4 - The UN's would take the more powerfull kick in the balls that the Earth has ever seen.

Of course, that's what I would do in the first hour. I wonder what I would do the next 23 hours.

I would get killed as soon as I took office.

Constitutional amendment against all open-container laws.

I would give the death penalty for convicted stock swindlers, corporate criminals and rapists. Thier crime would be their death...

Stock Swindlers, ie. Martha Stewart would be honey roasted at 375 degrees for 4 hours.

Corporate criminals such as Kenneth Lay would be be boiled in a vat of oil.

And to steal a bit from George Carlin for the rapists..."Dip the guy in brown gravy and you lock him in a small room with a wolverine who's high on angel dust..."

I would then raise taxes for the upper 1% of America's population.

Abolish spyware by making it a felony.

Make it illegal for any form of advertising to take place within schools, excluding logo's on T-shirts and other pieces of clothing.

I would require the Catholic, Mormon and Christian church to pay taxes on real estate holdings and income.

I would make it law for politicians to have psychiatric and basic education exams before being allowed to apply for any form of office.

And I would make it illegal for corporations or wealthy individuals to make campaign contributions of any form what-so-ever...

I would sign a government grant for $10 million dollars to ATS.

Then I would go to Camp David (just to check it out).

LOL

This are some funny replies.

Here's another point, which kinda has to do with this.
I heard that in the movie Independence Day, Bill Pullman got 2.5 Million to play the President, yet the President at that time (Clint-on) was only making 200,000 a year.

No wonder he got blown.

Legalize and heavily tax all drugs in order to greatly lower common taxes that everyone pays. Have the DWI laws the same for intoxicating drugs as for alcohol. Take all the money for the DWI charges and put it into a fund for the elementary school education of the TRUTH behind drug use to inform people correctly. Let people do what they want with their bodies, but put laws inplace to protect those that do not wish to participate.

Edit: This way the government could also regulate the quality of what you are taking in order to protect you further. Isn't that what they are suppose to be doing anyway?

[Edited on 20-2-2004 by Jonna]

I would publically hang Michael Jackson immediately!

here here, string up the weird plastic git!

Originally posted by ultra_phoenix
1 - I would cancel all the laws who aren't Constitutional.

2 - I would condemn to death ( with immediate execution !!!!! ) all the peoples who plead for these laws and all the others who voted and/or supported them.

3 - Federal Reserve guys + bankers ( see point 2. Anyway my father isn't a banker anymore so...

).

4 - The UN's would take the more powerfull kick in the balls that the Earth has ever seen.

Of course, that's what I would do in the first hour. I wonder what I would do the next 23 hours.

Nice Ultra, byt not enough!

If I were president, for the first 24 hours I would:

1. Order the arrest of all Bohemian Club/ Grove members
2. Order the arrest of all Scull & Bones members
3. Order the arrest of selected congress and senate members.
4. Void all laws that have been passed since the murder of JFK.
5. Order the arrest of the head of the CIA and FBI.
6. Disband the CIA
7. Order the arrest of selected supreme court members and other federal judges.
8. Order the US military HOME! All units in all countries. To be stationed on all US boarders.
9. Order the arrest of all members of CFR, Trilateral Commision.
10. Order the arrest of owners of the major media and Nationalise the media, temporaraly.
11. Order that all the arrested traitors be held in REX84 facilities until such time that a new judiciary be appointed by the people, and court hearings can be held that exspose all the facts. The charges will range from Conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to overthrow the US gov. Conspiracy to commit treason, Murder, Insider trading, ect.
12. I would immidiatly outlaw the Fed Res, and forgive all private debt. And would compensate each american citezen, 18 and over, with 100,000.dollars (US treasury Notes).
13. Immidiatly order the round up and distruction of all known stocks of fluoride. And order that the practice of fluoradating the water will now be considered attempted Murder!
14 Order the end to "Mercury" dental fillings, and also the practice will be considered "Attempted Murder".
15. Outlaw political party's and the eletorial collage, to be replaced by a "Popular Vote"! YOUR VOTE WILL COUNT!
16. Outlaw all "Secret Societies". The punishment for breaking this law will be DEATH, or Banishment!
17 Abolish the 16 amendment as it was never ratified in the first place!
18. Abolish the IRS and all of its regulations to be replaced with truely constitutinal system!
19. Order a re-education program be instituted to assist the public in understanding what happened and why these actions are required. This program would also serve as a avenue for the US gov to release classified information.
20 Cancel all trade, favored nation contracts.

Thats all the things I would do for the first hour. What would you like me to do for the next 23?

Saddle UP!

Originally posted by All Seeing Eye

Nice Ultra, byt not enough!

It wasn't so bad for the first hour. Don't forget the others 23 hours. I like what you wrote.

Those things are not just "nice" they are required, The sooner the better!