Employees are required to wash genitals before returning to work

Employees are required to wash genitals before returning to work

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Yep, that's it. That's the story. Cause there wasn't anything else. Maybe someone could shed some light on this.

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It almost looks some kind of government operation... The problem is, what occupation whether legal or illegal would require that? lol, got me. A legal prostitution clinic in Amsterdam?

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Kinda speechless here..WTF?
This has many levels of wrong to it...
Just not sure what direction to even go...

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I needed that laugh!!!

Wow, how about the Chiken Ranch in Nevada? I wonder if they're equipped with bidets. ( A french washing system )???

It could be the Internal Revenue Office too.

LMAO!

Ok, I'm seriously trying hard to figure out what kind of job would require this stipulation...hmmmm

*wracking brain*

Nope...got me! There's the usual strip club, brothel, porn studio? You'd think these people would know to wash their genitals before work though.

Now I'm wondering how exactly they wash themselves in a public washroom...

ACK i'm thinking about this way too much! MUST.....STOP......VISUALS

Michelle

Originally posted by TrueAmerican

Employees are required to wash genitals before returning to work

Well, I assume that it must be at the same place where Employees are needed to wash their genitals leaving work.

[edit on 1/3/08 by spacevisitor]

reply to post by TrueAmerican


maybe they work for the adult enteratinment business and they are required to keep their Bits clean?

or it could be some Humor?

lol.

dg, yo estaba pensando la misma cosa! Cuando vives en los paises latinoamericanos, todo el mundo sabe lo que es un bidet, porque estan en casi todas las casas.

Originally posted by TrueAmerican
lol.

dg, yo estaba pensando la misma cosa! Cuando vives en los paises latinoamericanos, todo el mundo sabe lo que es un bidet, porque estan en casi todas las casas.

Right.

ok ok. What I said was:

dg, I was thinking of the same thing! When you live in latinamerican countries, everyone knows what a bidet is, because they are in most houses.

It's just basically a toilet bowl, but has a sprinkler kind of thing in the middle that shoots a shower type stream of water straight upwards...

Geez, this is a distasteful subject...

Si, hermanito, yo me acuerdo que tenia uno cuando yo era pequena.

Pero el agua era muy FRIA!!!!!

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EWWWWW!!! That's just disgusting!!!

Wait!! This whole thing is disgusting in a very funny way. You know, the only place I could see this being effectively placed are in the bathrooms in the Capitol Building in Washington DC. It only makes sense, when we see what goes on up there...

TheBorg

Originally posted by dgtempe
Si, hermanito, yo me acuerdo que tenia uno cuando yo era pequena.

Pero el agua era muy FRIA!!!!!

Zou je zo vriendelijk willen zijn om dit te vertalen dgtempe, dank je wel.
Groeten uit Nederland.

lol. Umm, I thought you mods were supposed to play it cool and not make any out there statements like that against the administration?

No really, this "story" just has me perplexed. Let's see if we can figure this thing out.

I'm starting to warm to the idea of this being in a government office. They are just being nice by keeping their "bits" clean for when they "screw" us...

Ok that's bordering on rude, I'll go put some soap in my mouth now


("bits" courtesy of bodrul which made me LMAO)

Michelle

Perhaps this establishment has a problem with employees who have very stinky genitals. Hey, it does happen.

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Oye, yo creo que los trabajadores ole como mierda! lol

[edit on 2-3-2008 by thehumbleone]