Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation

This one's pretty fun.

I scored:

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Which is a BIG relief....I HATE the cold! And I'm claustrophobic...having my legs locked in ice would drive me mad!

Not to mention the fact that I'd get to hang out with the thinkers and talkers...

lol this was funny. Here's what I got:
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

I saw did this test a long time ago.

I'm scared to do it again cause I might not like the results.

Originally posted by thehumbleone
I saw did this test a long time ago.

I'm scared to do it again cause I might not like the results.

Well! Then USTFU!!

My silly friend. That is why we have been given such an invaluable evaluation from the dark age of the Romish religion!!

At least this way you can tone your vices down to a dull roar before hell freezes over and you're stuck in Colorado, like a satanic-popsicle, next to the big red gay Satan who is in an abusive relationship with Saddam Hussein!

:shk:

Damn dude, I must be a pretty horrible person

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

HAH! notice the Avatar!

[edit on 2-3-2008 by Rasobasi420]

Originally posted by Rasobasi420
Damn dude, I must be a pretty horrible person

(..)
When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

OOH!
Poo and scabs and snakes and pimps!

You'd better find a 12-step program PRONTO!

AH! notice the Avatar!

Huh!

How could I have missed it?

But yet, do you see there is some hope! Your mind is the builder of your life...sometimes just changing your avatar can turn everything around!




Kind of like underwear and socks!


♥

reply to post by queenannie38

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Is this good?

I got level six.

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Not as bad as I thought it might be
PLUS I got cleopatra and helen of troy there with me.......
Ironic really.....

How dull: Limbo

you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason,

Damn, I want mountains, not rolling fresh meadows.

This sounds good though, I hate being hot, so the level of hell with no central heating would be better than fire:

Level 9 - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Pity about the particular requirements though.

Got moderate on level six, and level 8.

Once I got purgatory, but whether I was being true to myself or not, well,

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Smashing... hope I can take some windsurfing gear..hurricanes rock!!!

I tried it and a giant fire ball shot out of my screen. Then a bolt of lightning hit me.

Then a centaur burned down my shed.

What does that mean?

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

I cry foul! Many of the question asked did not take into account a rehabilitated; penitent perspective. Thank GOD for mercy.

Originally posted by ConstantlyWondering
reply to post by queenannie38

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Is this good?

Well...if you are asking ME...I can only reply that 'good' is a relative term. Which begs the question:
Where would you LIKE to be?

Mine:

Dante's Inferno Test

Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

~Ducky~

reply to post by TheDuckster


Of course, you'll be left with the knowledge that everyone else on ATS is in hell. So would it really be heaven?

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.



...wow.

Originally posted by Hounddog Hancock
I tried it and a giant fire ball shot out of my screen. Then a bolt of lightning hit me.

Then a centaur burned down my shed.

What does that mean?

I think it means that Satan has a BIG crush on you!

♥

Now that Saddam's dead, I hear that the big ol' passive-aggressive over-grown red gay-blade is shopping around for a new punching bag....
er...um...I meant to say 'snuggle bunny.'

wow dude i didnt think i was this good

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


i even answeard all of them truth fully!!!
well at least i wont end up burning!!

PURGATORY

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Level descriptions

yay, god loves me!



Roswell.

[edit on 30-3-2008 by roswell1]