reply to post by tevis69
Ring! Domino's Pizza, may I take your order?
I'd like a large pepperoni with double cheese and olives, please.
May I have your NID number?
278629582082879
Thank you, one moment please.
I have your number verified. I'm sorry, but your cholesterol level is too high for double cheese.
But I like double cheese.
I'm sorry. May I recommend our vegetarian, no-cheese special?
I don't like pizza without cheese.
Your physician has reported that your cholesterol is too high, sir. There's nothing I can do. Where would you like your vegetarian special
delivered?
My work address is...
2435 North Shepard Drive. Would your secretary like to order a pepperoni pizza for herself?
My secretary?
Yes sir. Our sensors show that Delores is there with you. My you two are working late. Should we forward an advisory of your overtime to your home
address? Your wife might be worried.
What? No... I already called her. I just want a pizza.
No, sir, the records indicate you have not called her number in the last 12 hours.
That's my business. I just want a pizza.
Sir, would you like an ambulance?
An am... what? why?
Your heartbeat is 102, and your blood pressure has risen considerably over your physician's recommended range.
I just want a pizza. I'm fine!
Strange, Delores' vital signs are also showing elevated levels. We are sending two ambulances for you, sir. Your pizza will be delivered to your
hospital room. We will also advise your family of the emergency, as a convenience to you.
I don't want any ambulance! Wait!
Also, please have yourself dressed properly. The RFID signatures in your clothing show you and Delores are naked. Thank you for calling Domino's
Pizza.
Click!
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Consider yourself enlightened.
TheRedneck