Should Grays be allowed to abduct?

ok thats enough now its all getting a little silly.

The way this day's been going and this project has been going? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEE!!! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ABDUCT MEEEEEE!!

Except I want to be abducted by a fetching set of Nordics. And I want my abduction to include a pool, umbrella drinks, and soothing music and tropical temperatures.

Yes. I wanna be abducted! Where do I sign up?

Sure, why not? As long as the person isn't hurt. Or the animals, they seem to mutalate(sp?) way to many animals. But hey, no one hurt, let them.

Let the Greys abduct, and ther Nordics. As long as the person is not harmed or killed. But
it is getting stupid with the senseless should so and so be able to adopt.

What a ridicioulos (don't know if I spelled it right) topic
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Byrd - make sure they swing by and abduct me too! That place sounds nice! I am sick of winter already and it's not technically even winter yet (or is it?).

I believe in the right of minority cultures to practice their tribal customs freely.

We do not have the right to stop greys from following their customary cultural practices. To stop them from abducting humans is to deny them the right to live as they have for centuries.

The greys are a perscuted minority who have suffered at the hands of the the human colonisers for centuries it is important for them to retain their cultural practices to maintain their dignity and self esteem.

Eskimoes are allowed to kill whales, Japanese can kill whales, Maori look after their Taniwhas, Greys should be allowed to abduct humans.

Its only fair...

However we could restrict them to abductions from one continent only as not to inconvience all people. That continent could be North America. North America will be renamed as "Greys Abduction Reservation" (GAR)

IN the GAR greys could also sell tickets and perform for the tourists as well. Greys could also have casinos on their spaceships and gain tax free grants.

We also should have afirmative action policies in our education system with at least 10% of all students to be greys. They can then abduct from the student body.

We need to stop being so narrow minded with Greys, if Indians can burn their woman on Pryres, then we should be able to open our arms to the Grey aduction cultural practices.

We could ask that all members of the Govt be anally cored as a sign of their identification and agreement with the minority Grey culture.


[Edited on 17-12-2002 by Netchicken]

Should we still allow the grays their way of life if they have WMD's?

Well, after all, it is a multicultural society and we should understand the needs and wants of the gray. We don't want to hurt their feelings so we should allow them to continue to abduct.

good question nyeff! Should they be subjected to international weapons inspectors?

I believe in GREY RIGHTS!

We are having a Grey rights parade in San Francisco soon with abductions taking place from the crowds, I know that people will want to see this facinating cultural practice in operation.

Did you know some of the facts of Greys that show that they are not just an opressed minority?

10% of all people are Greys (Kinsey reports) but are too afriad to say so

Greys make up stable predatory relationships with humans. They are good neighbours, and keep small dogs as a secondary food source. Some Greys also carry large handbags to carry their cored rectums.

Greys find it hard to fit into society because of their cultural practices, they are ostricised from many groups. This is not fair and should be countered with affirmative policies.

Grey Awarenes programs should be held in schools in case students feel they are a closet greys who want to abduct but are too afriad to start.

[Edited on 17-12-2002 by Netchicken]

I think there should be inspections.It is becoming apparent that abducting is just a smoke screen to throw us off their trail.There is some pretty compelling evidence of WMD.

If they comply,then I think we can phase them into our society.After all a Gray Parade should be a hoot.

WMD are just a part of the cultural tools of the Greys and they should be allowed to practice their traditional culture freely. As a result we have no right to take away their death rays or Death Star battleships.

Nor do we have a right to judge them if they want to practice their traditinal customs by say, vaporising Canada.

We just have to accept that there are some species that are harder to love than others and welcome them into our society. greys shouldn't have to change anything they do, we must be more open minded to others beliefs and practices.

We could also practice having "Abduction days" ourselves so that we can practice seeing the world through Greys eyes. maybe some people might like to voluntarily be abducted...

I think we need a "Hug a Grey Today" campaign.

And if any of them should fall ill while here, and suffer an unfortunate end (perhaps while attempting to probe an elephant), then the traditional forms of their funeral services should be honored here on Earth, no matter how inconvenient this may be to the local population.

Yes, I'm talking about "Equal Rites For Greys."



(now... back to those Nordics... Bob, I think there's enough of them still around to abduct both of us.)

Yes WMD's are part of their culture,but that does not mean our culture should suffer.Just rember,they like to sight and test their weapons on Islands before they go after larger land masses.

But if they agree to inspections,and halt any new weapons factory's,then I think we can have Hug a Gray Day.

Gray rights! that was a good one NC!

Here's their flag:




[Edited on 17-12-2002 by Bob88]

I think grays should be allowed 2 abduct as long as they dont cut open cows or hurt the people anymore.
OR keep them for good. Have you heard of that family that went missing and they found the tape of thier abduction. They were the Mcfearsons or somethin' like that

Whats a Grey??

A Grey is he Alien species that usually makes all the abductions