Ken Breaks up with Barbie

The days of Ken and Barbie is over! Blaine the boogie boarder will be taking Ken's spot! It seems that this is a joke the way it was put acrossed, but who knows....it's from the AP.

Arons denied that there was any truth to rumors that the breakup was linked to the Cali (as in California) Girl Barbie, arriving in stores now. To better reflect her single status, Cali Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan.

This new style already has attracted a new admirer, Blaine the Australian boogie boarder.

Click here for rest of the (fake?) story...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY IT AINT SOOOOOO!

I can't believe this made headline news on Yahoo.

that's some funny # right there.

Ken Broke UP with Barbie!?!?!

OMG!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!! The WORLD is Going to END!!!!

LMAO!!

Originally posted by EliteXizer
I can't believe this made headline news on Yahoo.

It's been on the FoxNews ticker all day, right between TERROR ALERT RAISED and DEAN ATTACKS KERRY!

It's good fake press apparently. And a smart move by Mattel for free advertising to a lagging brand. P.R. through and through, considering nothing really happened.

Well meet the new face of Barbie's boyfriend:




It's Ken's brother i'm telling you!

(Picture from The BBC)

Coming soon!

Crack-ho Divorce Barbie! Complete w/ weed, ice cream, and TV!

In other news: Ken is going to start dating G.I. Joe.

I always knew he was gay...

Originally posted by Curiosity
Well meet the new face of Barbie's boyfriend:




It's Ken's brother i'm telling you!

(Picture from The BBC)

Is it just me or are Ken and whoever will replace him look incredibly Gay?

She was banging GI Joe on the side any way

Well, the relationship wasn't going anywhere anyhow, as neither is anatomically correct....