Learology?

hmff! So if Learians worship pole dancers then I guess this is a men only club. All us "others" in the crowd are left outside staring at stars blinking.

((pouting))

Originally posted by Rhain
hmff! So if Learians worship pole dancers then I guess this is a men only club. All us "others" in the crowd are left outside staring at stars blinking.

((pouting))

Why, you can always go to Chippendales. I'm sure John Lear will establish a separate chapter for that category of his followers.

As for a sacred text, one assumes the Old Testament is the Yellow Book, and the New Testament the Most High One's collected posts?

And absolution would certainly involve partaking of Couvoissier, with the censors wafting the smoke from fine Havana cigars.

Greys as choir...er, beings?

The Official Learology Sacred Text will be:

Secret of the Flying Saucers From Outer Space

By Howard Menger copyright 1959

LOCCC 59-10057


All mainstream scientific text and textbooks will be considered blasphemous and will not be allowed in the pole dancer worshipping room.

Thanks.

Originally posted by johnlear
All mainstream scientific text and textbooks will be considered blasphemous and will not be allowed in the pole dancer worshipping room.

I assume the high priests of Lear will have access to Sancrosanctum -- the Champaigne Room?

Originally posted by johnlear
All mainstream scientific text and textbooks will be considered blasphemous and will not be allowed in the pole dancer worshipping room.

No problem.....wouldn't want to distract from the worship.....after all....who's gonna' be reading?

I'll be a'worshipin'

Question....will there be any particular "method" of making tithe or offerings to the holy pole dancers? ( "holy pole dancers".....heh, I like that )

[edit on 17-1-2008 by MrPenny]

"Courvoisier".... "Champagne"'...

I prefer Armagnac.

Originally posted by Rigel

"Courvoisier".... "Champagne"'...

I prefer Armagnac.

The more refined Learologists consider their sacramental drink Couvoisier XO.

But actually anything that gets you loaded is ok.

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Courvoisier, dear Lear, - CouRvoisier...

...Anyway un vulgaire Cognac ...

... Let you try Armagnac...

... Parole de Français.

Catholics have the Vatican, the Mormons Salt Lake City, but Learites (Learians?) have Vegas.

And pole dancers.

This is indeed a religion for its time.

Originally posted by Rigel

Courvoisier, dear Lear, - CouRvoisier...

...Anyway un vulgaire Cognac ...

... Let you try Armagnac...

... Parole de Français.

Merci millefois Rigel.

Actually the more refined Learologists drink Remy Martin Louis XIII but we pour it into the Courvoisier XO bottles because we don't want to seem TOO refined. We want to get down there and just be regular folks. Know what I mean?

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I just lift my cheap flasque d'Armagnac St Vincent to the noblesse impondérable of such worthy learians.

Originally posted by Rigel
reply to post by johnlear

 

I just lift my cheap flasque d'Armagnac St Vincent to the noblesse impondérable of such worthy learians.

That simply won't do! Since John's sacred theories are often about Moon, only one beverage should be used... Moonshine!

reply to post by buddhasystem


The Great Master [has already] decided.


Edit : verb time.

[edit on 17-1-2008 by Rigel]

Man .... Pole Dancers & Flying Saucers From Outer Space ... I'm in !

Flagged and stared...

after reading so much high brain and spritual stuff on ATS... this one is light hearted...

John please count me in, and I like the pole dancer thing also

Pole dancers, booze, and conspiracy. Who could ask for anything more?

I'm in...all hail the grand pubah!!

People are so gullible. There's no such thing as pole dancers, they're a myth, post some photographic evidence and we'll talk.

reply to post by Corum

Eyewitnesses reported that this crop circle was formed in 10 minutes by pair of remarkably large orbs that moved sinuously in unison and were "out of this world." Even more remarkably, the image was imprinted on the field but all the wheat stalks remained standing. The orbs, which reportedly reappear nightly at one-hour intervals between 10pm and 4am, remain under intense investigation.

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Let us not forget them chip'n'dales for the Lear'ette Chapter.

I think I hurt myself laughing so hard...love the crop circle pole dancers. Goosh I needed this laugh, more then you all know. Thank you