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Originally posted by mojo4sale
btw which hunter/gatherer tribe were you living with 14000 years ago, just out of curiousity?
Originally posted by Boondock78
Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
Since I haven't had any calls from god lately (or ever) I think it's quite safe to assume that, in the absence of evidence, it doesn't exist.
how goes it major.
something we have in common.
i have had a serious lack of calls from the man with the sandals too. he/she/it has only had 30 years to give me a ring.
nary a call though.
Originally posted by SwanSword
Pursue God. Knock on the door until He answers. It may take a month, or two, but stay away from sin, and pray to God.
(cut out prayers for sake of room)
Dedicate these prayers for the intentions of The Holy Father, Who is presently Pope Benedict XVI.
Do this forever.
Men, after one week, start reading the New American Bible:
www.usccb.org... ,
And find a chaste obedient bride.
Women of childbearing age: Remain chaste, get married, seek counsel from the older women of The Church on how to best keep house and raise children. If you have a question about holy things, ask your husband.
Chastity and obedience are always found together.
Strive to be respectful, compliant, and appreciative.
Have children as your husband's libido allows.
Don't use birth control,
alcohol,
tobacco,
drugs,
pornography,
romance novels,
or vibrators.
Don't mouth off.
Don't gamble or play cards.
Don't practice the occult
or read womens' magazines.
Don't watch television during the day, and don't use bleach in place of proper laundry techniques.
Use your head, but don't try to prove how smart you are.
Learn how to answer the phone, get off the phone, cook dinner, make beds, change diapers, lay down, get up, please your man, and use feminine charm to massage your husband's heart into letting you have your way.
This woman is chaste, and obedient, and has everything a girl could ask for.
Originally posted by seagull
reply to post by SwanSword
Alrighty then...
"copy write swansword, et al"? Taking in boarders now?
[edit on 14-1-2008 by seagull]
Originally posted by SwanSword
I don't remember everywhere I lived. I remember living in Tagaste, a suburb of Rome, in the 300s A.D. It was very modern then, plenty of wealth to go around, but there were still poor people. If a man was not married by age 25, he had to pay a a bachelor tax until he got married. If he didn't have a son by age 30, he had to pay another tax, unless he had seven daughters or more, or his wife could not bear young.
There weren't nearly as many insects then, at least not in Rome, Carthage, Phonoecia, or Greece.
Originally posted by SwanSword
What I do, by informing people, helps secure convictions of fools in The Heavenly Court.
Originally posted by SwanSword
Pursue God. Knock on the door until He answers. It may take a month, or two, but stay away from sin, and pray to God. Here is how to pray:
Originally posted by mojo4sale
Originally posted by SwanSword
There weren't nearly as many insects then, at least not in Rome, Carthage, Phonoecia, or Greece.
You do realise that Phoenicia did not exist in 300ad and did not exist as a culture called Phoenicia at all but was merely a collective of city states. If your going to prattle on about what ancient life was like it would help if you had some idea of what you are talking about.
Anyway im out of here, as seagull said there will no doubt be a few who come into this thread that will wish to be devotee's but i'm not one.
See ya, i'll keep an eye out for your book, im sure theres one on the cards, it will make a nice book end to sleepers.
mojo
Originally posted by Madnessinmysoul been there, done that, nothing happened.
Dedicate these prayers for the intentions of The Holy Father, Who is presently Pope Benedict XVI.Do this forever.
did that too (actually, it was John Paul II when i was up to it)Men, after one week, start reading the New American Bible:
forever? i'm sorry, but we're expected to give an omnipotent, omniscient being an infinite amount of time to respond?
www.usccb.org...And find a chaste obedient bride.
read it... and why only men?Women of childbearing age: Remain chaste, get married, seek counsel from the older women of The Church on how to best keep house and raise children. If you have a question about holy things, ask your husband.
i'd rather have a bride who thinks for herself...
why can't women simply find out for themselves?
Chastity and obedience are always found together.Strive to be respectful, compliant, and appreciative.
except for men, men don't have to be obedient, do they? ugh...MajorMalfunction would be having a fit if she hadn't been unjustly banned.Have children as your husband's libido allows.
compliant? again, why? are women not equal to men?Don't use birth control,
again, what the hell?Don't mouth off.
show me where jesus preaches against the evils of condoms. alcohol,
alcohol? jesus is the man that people say turned water into wine... and you're saying alcohol is evil? shouldn't it be divine? granted, you're essentially saying that women should be in a nearly constant state of pregnancy.... pregnancy + alcohol = bad... tobacco, so... god made something that's evil? tobacco is natural...yet it's evil so god created evil yay! drugs, damn, no penicillin pornography, why is this evil? romance novels, alright, that's just incredibly stupid! what about romance novels is evil? or vibrators. what's evil about vibrators?Don't gamble or play cards.
again, why must women sit down and shut up?
why?
Don't practice the occultor read womens' magazines.
the occult isn't actually something that's .. well... real unless you believe it is and if you believe it is, you aren't really a practicing christian as you'd be ceding omnipotence from god and giving it to satan...Don't watch television during the day, and don't use bleach in place of proper laundry techniques.
have you ever read one? i have, as part of a gender studies assignment in sociology. i found nothing evil... unless you count keeping women in the subjugate role evil... which i do.
now you're just making things up as you go along...come on, where are you getting this from?
Use your head, but don't try to prove how smart you are.Learn how to answer the phone, get off the phone, cook dinner, make beds, change diapers, lay down, get up, please your man, and use feminine charm to massage your husband's heart into letting you have your way.
why can't women prove how smart they are?
ugh...stupid sexist bile. you'd think a 14,000 year old person would be infinitely more wise than this...
This woman is chaste, and obedient, and has everything a girl could ask for.
except for her independence, a fulfilling career, and a life not dictated by sexist ideas...
These are answers to some questions: Sodomite or feminist, unnatural vice, godless perversion, justified sin, despair, anger, lust, pride, masturbation, mental illness, family curse, chemical dependence, suicidal, seared conscience, chronic infectious disease, rebellion, disordered thought, and secular humanism.
Originally posted by SwanSword
The person may require deliverance. This is by Divine Edict: The Holy Bible, Book of Exodus:20:1-6. Unforgiven sin is locked in the genetic code of sinners, and is passed forward through generations as a curse. Only Roman Catholics have authority to perform deliverance.
Originally posted by SwanSword
Many people cannot break free by confessing their own sins. They give up on Jesus because Jesus isn't fixing the problem, and wander to sinful activities, or false religions in search of healing. These people need to become Roman Catholic, subject themselves to Mother Church, in all things great and small, confess their own sins to a Priest, and then take responsibility for the sins of their dead ancestors, confessing this sin to Jesus Christ as their own sin, and claiming The Precious Blood of Jesus to atone for these sins.
Originally posted by SwanSword
The Roman Catholic Church is Christ's Church, and the issue from His wound signifies the same belonging as when a virgin is pierced. It is these hidden undercurrents within The Roman Catholic faith that prove it can't be wrong.
Originally posted by SwanSword
The Sacraments of The Catholic Church are temporal reflections of which Eternal Realities exist in the Inner Tabernacle of Heaven. When administered by a Catholic Priest, who is descended by Apostolic Succession from Pope Peter I, The Sacraments release incredible Power, and give The Priest the ability to summon the Presence of Jesus Christ during The Liturgy of The Eucharist, at Holy Roman Catholic Mass.
Originally posted by SwanSword
I speak for the freedom that can only come with Immortality, and Absolute Power. Roman Catholics have Absolute Power to Judge All, because God lives inside them, and what is there that cannot be judged by God? Similarly, no one can judge a Roman Catholic, because God dwells within him, and who can call God to make an accounting?
Originally posted by SwanSword
Nowhere is any Christ Bible, other than The Roman Catholic Church.
Originally posted by SwanSword
The Seven Churches represent The Roman Catholic Church. Other denominations were allowed so The Roman Catholic Church could be cleaned out, in what curiously resembles a free will choice on the part of the people who belong to these non-Catholic congregations.
Originally posted by SwanSword
If The Truth indicts, it is not the fault of Truth; For Truth has always been, and always will be. This is why, since God The Son Ordained The Apostle Peter: Pope Peter The Great, The One True Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church has always existed.
Originally posted by seagull
reply to post by Vojvoda
You've got it. Pretending, or nuts; one of the two.
Seriously, anyone who is claiming physical immortality due to membership in the RCC is, or has, fallen off the deep end, or is having one off on us...hopefully the latter.
Originally posted by Vojvoda
reply to post by SwanSword
Are you crazy? I am serious! You are not Roman Catholic, you just pretend. The more I read, the more I am sure. I can’t believe why I spent time answering you. :bash:
Or you just joking here and spending time?