Sasquatch: Ape-Subspecies or Humanoid Being?

hey man I'm just repeating what I saw on tv. There were numerous reports, the one that was the funniest though was these people living in a trailor park. They told the government/police/whatever, that they found hairs and footprints. A guy in a black suit and sunglasses (MIB haha) came to their door, confiscated the hair, and they showed him the footprint and he just wiped it away with his foot.. what an ***hole, haha. I laughed at that.

My theories are completey based on others testimonies. For all I know they could be falsified. But at this point I don't think any conclusions can be made since so few people have been face to face with one... and no'body knows any of these people.