The ET-Contact Manual

reply to post by antar


great sync. I used to have this friend and everytime something like this happened I or she would jovially call "sync!!!!"

best wishes to your daughter in the afterlife and your son on this side of things.

reply to post by Scramjet76


yeah, I noticed. the manual now has a fair balance of "way out there" spiritual methods, nuts-and-bolts methods, cheap and expensive methods.

I´ll throw another method in while I´m at it: Simply setting up a web-cam pointed to the sky 24 hours a day, with some kind of sensor that records the times of unusual activity other than stars and planes.

My method for attracting aliens has proven to be very successful.

GETTING READY:

1. Place a 50 inch or bigger plasma TV on the ground. The monitor should be looking directly at the sky.

2. Turn the TV ON, volume should be at the highest possible setting.

3. At least buy a six-pack of beer.

4. On the ground, write BUDWEISER, in bold RED. Approximate size of the drawing should be close to the size of a BIG TRUCK.

5. Insert some porn, preferably some Brianna Banks, Jenna Jameson or Fujiko. Avoid Deepthroat porn dvd's, they don't like that.

6. A big couch should be available for the aliens.

RESULT: Aliens will see what you did and will decide to land. They will drink some beer and watch some porn. DO NOT RECORD THE EVENT.




[edit on 6-12-2007 by Observer_PR]

skyfloating, i hope that i am not out of turn by speaking here. i apologize ahead of time. but your topic here is as close as i've come to maybe getting some answers. a friend reccommended that i submit mt story here. but i don't think i have a story as such. and certainly not any proof. so i think the best way would be to just ask questions.
the experiences that you, woodwytch and antar have spoke of leads me to think i have finally come to the right place. i have searched other sites and there is a lot of good info. but it is not what i was looking for.
so if its okay, i will ask a few questions then bow out.
i think that i have memorys surfacing. that's the best way i can describe it. it is just flashes and strong feelings. i have seen a few odd things in the sky that could have been ufo's. just not sure. is there any way that u guys know of that i can find out for sure what is going on? maybe i am just slipping a nut or something.
you guys seem to be very familiar with these type things. i think i would be happier if you told me i am imagining things and go take a chill pill. and antar, so sorry about your daughter. have a a great holiday season to you all.

reply to post by Observer_PR


Will this also help me to build a long-lasting relationship with an alien girl? Or would I then have to watch porn where they get married in the end?

reply to post by sizzle


hi sizzle.

I havent figured out the whole enigma for myself yet (which is why I open threads like these in the first place...to find out more).

But judging from your questions I would say you are most probably an "experiencer" like us but not yet fully "in tune" with it. In any case you are not crazy...at last not crazier than us.

If you are not sure either way, there`s no need to jump to conclusions, right? In other words...

neither..."I´m nuts"

nor..."I´m in contact with aliens"

but simply the truth: "There´s the possibility that more interesting stuff is going on behind the scenes of my life".

What do you think?

EDIT: antar and woodwytch will probably be able to tell you more.

[edit on 6-12-2007 by Skyfloating]

reply to post by Skyfloating


thanx for your reply SF. sounds like good sound advice. it is making me a little nuts not knowing for sure what is going on. wish i could blame it on a bad dream. but these feelings come over me when i am wide awake and up moving around. they don't often happen when i am at work. i guess because i am concentrating on specific things and not letting my mind wander as much. what do you think?

reply to post by sizzle


well, if I were in your position then I´d probably place a priority on not feeling threatened or bugged by it, but fascinated and grateful.

Then I´d spend some time on it...something like 15 minutes a day, where I meditate, or write down my thoughts on it, or just sit there and examine my feelings and thoughts.

My personal experience is that we really are able to filter out entire experiences from our memory. So if you want to get rid of it, just call it "nuts" and act like it never happened. Thats what I did succesfully for many years. Otherwise, approach it gently, step by step, by examining it...and asking people right here on ATS questions.

reply to post by Skyfloating


thanx again sf. and also for not booting me off for asking questions. i have tried to shirk this thing. but it will not go away. the reason that i think that its alien involvement is because i sense that it is when these flashes hit me.
also maybe i do have something to contribute here also. i ran across a website in my searches where a suposed alien female was giving advice on how they are to be reached. wish i had bookmarked it. just don't know if she was for real or not. but her instructions were that if we wanted contact with them, that we should be of a united mind and will them to come. i can't say it like she did. but thats the gist of it. i'll see if i can find it again if you guys want to check it out and see what you think.

reply to post by Skyfloating


Excellent suggestions. Yes best not to get heady . A natural phenomenon that is long over due to be thoroughly exposed. Good to have you on board.

Now back to the work at hand, Sky I found this most interesting video, (sync!) and could not wait to share ...

www.disclose.tv...

reply to post by sizzle


Hey sizzle.

I'd just finished replying to you when my modem decided it needed a rest, so I'll start again

Ok, the first thing, and I cannot emphasize this strongly enough is never try to retrieve memory-slips concerning possible UFO/Alien Sightings/Abductions via hypnosis. Even reputable therapists can plant a suggestion that manifests into a false memory accidently or otherwise. I am by profession a Past-life Regression Therapist, so I know what I'm talkig about. I won't even use it for that, instead I developed a technique where the client is aware throughout ... that way they achieve much 'cleaner' recall.

What I would recommend you try ... if the 'not knowing' is beginning to trouble you, is meditation. If you have snippets of memory or snap-shot images just relax into them and let them develop naturally. The trick is not to let your conscious-mind edit the subsequent images because they don't fit in with your usual day to day life.

If you haven't meditated before you could maybe find a meditation tutor or group in your area and ask for some tips ... you don't have to explain why if you're not comfortable telling them.

Most importantly (as 'sky' suggested), you don't have to remember right now (if indeed there is anything to remember), wait until you feel fully ready. And you are certainly not alone ... or crazy ... don't let anyone suggest otherwise.

Feel free to u2u me if you want to discuss privately or have a read through my old threads (see in my profile for links). Sometimes just hearing about other peoples experiences can jolt your memory. Hope this helps a little. Woody.

reply to post by antar


'sync' indeed ... what's that line in the Kevin Costner film (Field of Dreams) ... 'Build it and they will come'.

Perhaps we should adapt that to ... 'Ask them and they will come'.

Maybe the joint effort and energy on this thread is beginning to work ... I shall await the storm and be looking at the skies tonight. Nice find antar.

Now here is the rest of that story...

vids.myspace.com...

thanx everybody. i will take these suggestions to heart. i was just checking on Darkknight's last topic. he popped in for a sec and seemed angry about being put in bts. then he signed off. just fyi.

reply to post by antar


Interesting, I just saw on the main page the same video had been posted! Another sync? It shows the connectivity of this journey regardless of what you believe. I have been looking all afternoon at stories and never saw that one until now.

Ok the point here is that for every attempt we make towards disclosure and contact, there are others that would seek to discredit the validity of truth in the phenomena. That cannot stop us from moving forward, just as when a troll attacks a good thread about Aliens and UFOs, my suggestion is not to engage in trivialities with them, simply ignore them and move forward in a sustained direction. The video above was as close to the sightings that I have seen, almost as if they were reenactments of the stories told by credible witness's and of my own experiences. Although my head was so happy to find a video so believable, my instincts told me the craft did not look quite right. I have never seen one that looked like that, but thats not to say Ive seen them all. If these guys had ever witnessed the real deal they would not be taking crack pots at the field. They have however obviously scanned the websites that discuss such matters to create a very believable video.
I will think of them when the time comes and they are taught a lesson from our real pilots from up above.

Originally posted by Jakman
I would suggest people with scopes to point it at the Moon and connect a recorder.
Being an avid "Moon Watcher" through an eight inch SC scope, I've captured some odd things on digital video. Although I don't actively look for unidentifieds, I still get some strange results once in a while.
This is one of them:
www.boomslanger.com...

Haha! 8" SCT? Have one too, seems you might be out of focus.

Wanna see a real moon video?

One is Here, imaged by myself a half year ago, getting bitten my mosquitoes

Taken for the sole purpose of people thinking there were fire's above the craters in another topic. LMAO.

Oh yeah, love for someone to debunk this video.


[edit on 12/6/2007 by Stockburn]

reply to post by sizzle



Learn to trust yourself. Learn to listen to your gut instincts. If you get a feeling about something, listen to that feeling, let it help you understand.

If you get a thought that you wouldn't have thought of or is a completely random image or word, then ponder it. Reply to it, either by talking in your head or any way you feel best.

Listening to our body is a major step everyone should take. Most are too busy listening to the latest hit songs or letting the latest fashions abuse the rest of their senses.

I have made some major changes to my life and I often wonder why, but I feel it's right for me regardless of what others think.

Take your time, don't panic, all will become clear to you in time.

Some people believe that collective thinking allows communication to ET's.
One of these methods is related to crop circles. A pattern is drawn on a piece of paper, and then the group waits for this pattern to appear.

Perhaps the same can be applied to attracting et's to you.

Write down a date and time on a piece of paper and think of that time over a few days.

Just an idea. Never tried that myself.

reply to post by Stockburn


Your "fires" are Transient Lunar Phenomena (TLP):
www.nature.com...

As mine being out of focus, if you had read the analysis, I state that in the first paragraph. And about the bad daylight conditions deteriorating.

However, I have 3 pages of Moon videos that are in focus with tracking.
The TLP are in some of my "focused" videos at this link.
Starting here:
www.boomslanger.com...

Originally posted by Jakman
reply to post by Stockburn

 

Your "fires" are Transient Lunar Phenomena (TLP):
www.nature.com...

As mine being out of focus, if you had read the analysis, I state that in the first paragraph. And about the bad daylight conditions deteriorating.

However, I have 3 pages of Moon videos that are in focus with tracking.
The TLP are in some of my "focused" videos at this link.
Starting here:
www.boomslanger.com...

Hahaha! They are not my fires. You actually believe I thought they were fires, I was debunking a previous users video and thought process. LMFAO. Why do you think I taped the video? You should read up on me, I don't believe in anything except myself. Aliens? God? Myth... Aka, garbage. Why I hover here? No idea, perhaps boredom, but perhaps seeking truth.

I am looking at one of your other video's, more like relaxation and zen, music is nice, lots of horns. I don't see anything I can't do with a 6.3 FR. Not too mention, it's still out of focus even for daylight moon images.

So you really think your video of the moon in daylight with your object moving up OVER TIME is not just time, luna and sol playing with you? Please.

Cheers,