The Sarcasm Thread

this is a great thread.

agh beachcoma did it first,

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America is the best !
We have the most freedom !
We are the best at everything !
We are the best at (insert 1/2 drunk thought here) !

reply to post by discomfit


I agree with you whole-heartedly!

reply to post by Beachcoma


I don't get it! What are you trying to say...

I mean really. What is it?

MonKey

reply to post by ChiKeyMonKey


My mind was really clear when I posted that
I did not forget at all what this thread was about.

reply to post by Beachcoma


No really I still don't get it.

What is your point.

Come on, talk to me like I'm a five year old.

What do you mean?

MonKey

Hi everyone...it is truly wonderful to see all the fantastic things you have all had to say here. What a great place this is.

I'd like to comment on the presidential candidates. I think we have here in the US, by far the greatest group of candidates ever to run for president. I love them all. All the republicans and democrats. They are all outstanding individuals and I will have trouble deciding who to vote for. They all bring so much to the table.

E_B, It is sooooo wonderful that you have found us and can share your extensive knowledge with us.

Most of us have at onetime or another wanted to get into "cross dressing" and really didn't have clue as how to proceed.. So could you recomend
a starting place.

Should we start with undergarments[panties] or shoes? Your knowledge of shoes is astonishing.

And your political opinions will surely guide us and inspire us to make the correct choice [you]. What would we ever do without wise leaders to tell us how and what to think. Can you imagine the chaos and confusion. Our leaders are obviously inspired and directed by God.

"And don't call me Surely"

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I would be happy and honored to share my vast wisdom with everyone. I am truly an amazing human being. When God made me, He broke the mold.

I should probably be offended by the wise crack about cross-dressing, but in fact I embrace that sort of humor. The fact that I do cross-dress only makes it more humorous. I find the most important thing is to have good fake breasts! If your breasts look fake, it kills the whole deal.

Whaaa....I must say I am honored that you would even take the time to notice me or say anything to me. I have so much respect for you as a human being and as a member here on ATS. Many of your comments and viewpoints have literally changed my life.

Let me also say that women's panties feel so much nicer than men's and...stay away from high heels!

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I would also like to add that it is my 2 year anniversary with ATS. Thank you, thank you. I just want to say that these have been the two best years of my life. I don't know what I would have done if I didn't have this place to vent and share my ideas and my insanity.

You people mean everything to me and bring a tear to both my brown eye AND my blue eye. On days when I am down or feeling low, I can come here and realize that I am pretty normal compared to most of you freaks.

So, thank you again, all of you freaks for making the last two years so educational and lovely for me.

Originally posted by NovusOrdoMundi
He truly is the greatest President ever.

If there was a President hall of fame, he'd be in there. Hell, we may even name it after him.

"The George W. Bush Presidential Hall of Fame"

Can you see it? There's a big gold statue out front of him doing the Heisman pose..

It'd be a truly wonderful sight. I'm sure many would come to bring flowers and candles in best wishes for George Bush beyond his presidency that he will gladly surrender as the Constitution demands; a document he values as much as we do and would never think of it as just a god damned piece of paper.

May God bless George and all he stands for

Heil mein Fuhrer Bush!

holy freakin crap. this is one of the stupidest things i've ever heard. at the very least they should rename the lombardi trophy in honor of good ol Dubya.

i must say i almost peed my pants when i saw the name of this thread, i believe if sarcasm were a profession, i would be a millionaire. you may find me chipping in often, talking about great things such as the very successful american economy, the extremely low cost of gas, and how oj simpson is innocent.

i would like to give a small amount of my time up to say thanks to all the people who i have been around who have passd the current illness onto me which is currently leaving me feeling blue, although on the inside i couldnt be brighter.
i don't know that ive ever thought more clearly than i am now with this sinus infection that i currently have. it truely opens up the depths of my mind, and allows me to communicate on a level never heard of before.
i hope that all of you are blessed with sinus headaches so that you may explore the farthest realms of your inner mind as well.

Sarcasm "Masons don't and never had any involvement in politics" yea right...
"Everyone has a different opinion, unshaped and unchanged by mass media" Haha, that'll be the day. Want more?

reply to post by Excitable_Boy


I wish E.B. would stop posting such profound and interesting posts.

He makes the rest of us seem so dumb, I mean really it's as if greatness has been rained down upon the poor fellow. He can do no wrong.

I am truly glad that I have the will power and the strengh of character not to fall under his spell.

MonKey



P.S. E.B. What should I have for lunch? I just can't decide.

What's the matter monkey?

Did you get up on the wrong side of your cage this morning?

reply to post by MountainStar


Yes... Yes I did.

I got up on the wrong side of my cage and then used my lap top with broadband wifi... in my cage.

Yes...

That's what I did.

MonKey

Please my friends, don't take this wrong or think me looney but not 10 min. ago my dog, a small mixed breed, spoke to me in a very clear and distictive tone; imploring me not to play bridge anymore.

What really concerns me is that I don't even know how to play bridge. and really have no inclination to start.

Something has gone very wrong here. Is it possible that somehow my dog has bridge and Texas holdem confused? Do I need to adjust my medication?

I await your responses. Please help me before I do somthing I really don't want to do.

Remember Son of Sam?

Monkey, don't take the "wrong side of the cage" comment so seriously. I'm sure it was just in jest.

[edit on 26-11-2007 by whaaa]

Don't be silly whaa everyone knows that dogs can't speak French.

And I'm very sorry but that crass sterotypicical remark about monkeys and cages really hit me in the nether regions.

Theres only one kind of good a dead !

Highly emotional right now, in my cage!

Pah I live in a trailer park for Mods sake!

MonKey

Who else here loves FOX news?
When i want to catch up on the state of world affairs
I always turn on Fox, they must quite easily be the most comprehensive and
most unbiaised news network in the world.
Keep up the good work guys!

That is so true about Fox, pmex!!

And here's a little hint too to keep a "fair and balanced" perspective on the world around us.

Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Michael Savage

It's wonderful to have such fine Americans enlighten us without a political agenda or ideology. Just straight facts, no BS, unabashed truth, just like FOX.

And funny.....
Those guy just keep me in stitches, laughing at their sophisticated brand of humor.

Anyone that can't appreciate those guys must be a retarded genetic throwback, moron of the first order.

When I wear my Rush Teeshirt; the women just crowd around me competing for my affection. And by God, I give it to em.



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