Trip to the beach

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach.

>As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that

some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's,

and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they

are the dumber the person is." The boy pleased with

the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell

his mother that many of the men have larger "units"

than his dad. His >Mother replied, "The bigger they are

the dumber the person is." >Again satisfied with this

answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.Shortly

after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his

mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the

beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."