I Love it when ........

i love it when i hit the perfect note

i love it when my wife calls me in the middle of the day like she just did...

I love it when you think you have a really good post or topic and not a single person replies.

I love it when....

You have company and your pets beside you to take the blame for your fart!

I love it when, you think you find a fantastic girl, and it turns out she is a complete tramp.
Le sigh.

I love it when Halloween comes around and the kids are all jacked up on sugar for weeks afterwards.

I love it when _____


When I step out on the front porch because I heard my driveway alarm clanging, which means that something has broken the IR beam that crosses my gate entrance. And it turns out to be the UPS truck.

I love it when the UPS truck arrives because it means that those new gauges are here at last; I sure hope this company is more reputible than that chinese knock-off crap that wasn't accurate at all. This new instrumentation should allow me to calibrate the arrays aimed out at the paved road where those d**n punks are always drag-racing. This will teach them--the military isn't the only source of phased microwave research. Enough to make one's blood boil--ha!

I love it when rude people cower and back away in dread.

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I love it when you have company for the first time, and you're doing your best to be proper and the dog drags out something personal!!

Originally posted by dgtempe
I love it when you have company for the first time, and you're doing your best to be proper and the dog drags out something personal!!

So, what're we talking here---sex toys? Water pipes? Explosive devices?

Well, Dr.,

Lets just say i dont keep explosives in the house.

I love it when.....

I see rich women trying to look all upperscale and their dogs sniffing it's own arse!

reply to post by MrMysticism


Kind of like the BMW with Idaho license plates. Car is all fancy pants but it still says "famous potatoes" on the bumper.

I love it when a really good joke gets pulled on someone. Like putting grease on every possible place a person might put there hand throughout the day. Then when they get home and grab the door handle guess whathe got me again. that

i love it when... after 2 or 3 drags i feel like FLYIN!!!!!

I love it when.....

The cop say's "I'm just gonna give you a warning this time, but sir, you really need to slow down!"

or....

"your girlfriend's here to bail you out"


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I love it when.....

You get pulled over for something and it turns out that your car registration was expired 4 months ago.

You're obviously to frigging poor to pay the reqistration on time and getting a $300.00 ticket wouldn't help things a all.

The cop says, "Sence you have been straight with me I'll let you go this time, but please try to drive as little as possible untill it's registered.

That decission is what may help prevent it from getting it towed in the future.

I love it when you wake up on the first warm spring day of the season, the sun is shining, birds are chirping, you smell coffee brewing, and your hubby walks in with a big smile on his face and a loving smooch for his sweetie. :-)

I also love it when the clock hits 4:30 pm on a Friday afternoon!!! Woo hoo!

I love it when.......

....I hit a golf ball on the sweet spot of my club.

.....my lungs fill with fresh Canadian fall air.

.....people are punctual.

.....my kids randomly hug me.

I love it when............


- someone makes me feel needed
- my dog can tell I'm in a bad mood and will lay on me(and he's heavy too!)

- Friends send me messages throughout the day.

I love it when the really dorky, not in shape cop gives me a $120 dollar ticket for a headlight out, and then tells me, he's doing it because of "the deer crossing." I didn't know wheather to laugh or cry.

I also love it when my husband goes to put in the new headlight only to find said headlight is just a little loose.

I love it when a cop puts his blue lights on behind me and then goes zooming around me to get someone else.