posted on Oct, 28 2007 @ 04:14 AM
appologies for being a wet blanket , but the entire concept of the " light sabre " is a collection of fictional plot devices assembled for a movie
here is , in no particular order my analysis of why the light sabre works the way it does in the movies
" light " - well DOH! in a movie you have to be able to see the special effect - pluss different colours for heros and villans is a usefull plot
device
thats why the light sabre is a colured " beam "
" parrying " if the light sabre cannot parry another - the combats will be over in miliseconds - bioled down to who can draw first
thats why the light sabre can parry
" parrying " part two
the ability to parry projectiles and beams is pure twonk , its only included so the heroic jedi do not get shot from range and die like muppets like
the guy with the sword in the origional indiana jones movie
thats why it parrys beams , not because it can , but because it has to to save the idiotic jedi concept from certain death
"length "
again , the fixed lengh is kowtowing to the notion of the chivalric jedi - if i had one i would want it to be able to project a 1 to 100m beam tunable
at will - so i could shoot people off roof tops and @ the ends of corridors - and scythe muppets who stood around like chaff
but that would not fit the jedi hero concept - so the blade is fixed length
"hum "
the humm is another effect put in soley for the benefit of the movie soundtrack
there you have it - the characteristics of the light sabre are selected not by logic , physics or compatability - but simply the whim of the director
and demands of the script
even iff a portable melle " beam " weapon was developed - it would be unlikley to be used as shown in starwars - it would be more likley to be in
the hands of engineers and commandoes - as a subsitute for dems and breaching charges
because without the super human abilities of the jedi - and the curious morality and ethics of the movies - the light sabre as a weapon is of very
little value