When I'll be President

Hmm feels pretty good but i have this odd feeling that ive been naughty lol. SUCH POWER whooo hoooo

the defense minister is confused as to what happened to his new president

I have ordered a search for the el presidente temporary quicksilver by all martial law forces

me for drug zsar

Originally posted by John Nada
me for drug zsar

Isn't that CZAR ?

ATTENTION!!!

Placed within several of KKings Key Military Facilities are located 25 High Grade Explosive Ordnance Munitions, Your primary objective is to locate, identify and then disarm the threat/s. These are are LIVE munitions(lol, I stole them during the last OPFOR), attention to detail is of the utmost importance! Each location can be found useing Sodium Iodide Scintillation Detectors, those you must procure on your own. I will leave you with one WARNING, do not bring any EMP devices around Munitions, I have reconfigured them with my own hardwire backup, no current...KABLOOIE!!! Also 5 are rigged with murcury detenators, patience is a virtue. Your time begins.. .... .. . NOW!

Advisor my troops are fighting a war on 3 fronts, plus maintaining martial law in the cities, plus searching for Quicksilver, and you spring this on us now?

*orders the immediate search and appoints the best general he has to complete it*

HA ah Advisor goes into his office and finds the 25 munitions unarmed. With a note.

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HERE YOU GO TOO EASY

-Quicksilver
the Rebirth

2Hrs 23min, lets see thats 1 munition every 11min and 21 seconds. Not too bad, the record is 1 munition every 10 min flat, but practice will help that.

KKing you think thats bad, I have had UP in custody since you declared "Martial Law" again...guess you havn't noticed.

But this time, his return will depend on how well you can convince $tranger to hand over the "New Launch Codes", as now only he can shut down or continue the irriversable automated sequence of launches.
Quick, that exercise may have been easy. But lets see you get to every single nuke!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


[Edited on 30-5-2003 by ADVISOR]

stranger isn't in control of the nukes and neither are you, there are only one person who has access to those codes and that's me, they aren't written down, they are in my head, the nukes are under complete control

Can I be the Pizza Czar?

Originally posted by KKing123
stranger isn't in control of the nukes and neither are you, there are only one person who has access to those codes and that's me, they aren't written down, they are in my head, the nukes are under complete control

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'd like to be your Minister of Keeping Secrets From the NWO People. Then they'll see what it's like to know there's a cover-up but not know who's behind it. Heh heh heh.

As president, will you make special natural reservations for eleves? Will u give elves thier own autonomous region?

sounds stupid but any chance i could be in the presidential band playing drums?!

[Edited on 2-6-2003 by drumpixie]

...what Alien said on page one!
Seriously, I would cure world hunger, stop crime in it's tracks; give free health care to ALL, expose the ufo's, make money free...OH LORD! What am I thinking!??

I am sorry for my prolonged sabbatic, but i had stuff to do.

We made numerous breaktroughs!

We discovered:
Teh Awnser to Life, the Universe and the Rest.
The secret of the Caramilk.
How to change water in hydrogen whitout loosing power.
The R speed.
The Human Vampiric Virus.

Also, we made other inventions.
The Nuclear Ray.
Magnetic Levitaion. (Hover tanks now a possibility.)
5.56mm +6 Bullets!
How to make a perpetual movement machine!
How to communicate with ants.
Also we created a virus identical to the zombie virus!
Codename: ROMERO.

Breaktroughts in Genome project and severe brainstorming led to:
Cloning of Night Elf Females, However, due to a manipulation by a scientist, they are all stricken with.... Nymphomania.

Standing by!

[Edited on 6/3/2003 by necro99]

OOC: The Philidelphia airport has a perpetual motion machine in the International section, well, it did when i was there when i was 13, it was cool and i swear it works, without power, Take that law of physics!

I am going to need those 5.56mm +6 Bullets, can you have them ready and in the driveway by say, oh hows 03:00 EST work for you? And before I forget, Quick said he needs the new 'secure" freqs in order to regain communication with the ants...he said you would know.


I on the other hand, "I" do not want to know...

I'll send you the usual payment of $5,000...err wait...this ain't a secure channel...


DAMN!



[Edited on 20-9-2003 by ADVISOR]

There can no longer be 'presidents' as i have i plan to rule the whole world.

Seriously, i do.. but sometimes i think that it is not happen..

Time shall show.

I am optimistic at the moment..