Three Guys at the Gates of Heaven

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There were three guys at the gates of heaven. They were waiting to get in.

The first guy was an old man that was really caring. God asked him ,"What have you done to get into heaven?"

The man replied ,"I gave my child a piece of candy before she brushed her teeth each night."

God said,"You may go in."

The secong guy was a middle-aged man with a so-so personality. When God asked him what he's done to deserve being in heaven, he replied,"I was a good boy, and never got in trouble with my mommy when I was younger."

God told him he could go in.

Those two guys were having a party when the third person, a young man about thirty years old, was asked if he'd done anything good.

He replied,"I'm being honest, God, I didn't really do anything that good."

God said,"Come on, you have to have done something good. Maybe you washed dishes every night or ate all of your vegetables."

"Sorry, God, I haven't done either one of those." he said

"Well, what was the best thing you've done,"asked God

"Well, I did get in a fight with the biggest, baddest, bully in Philadelphia and didn't lose my temper!" he said.

God said amazed ,"Wow! When was that?"

"Ten minutes ago." said the third guy.