posted on Oct, 3 2007 @ 05:39 PM
The most frustrating rock bands of all time
I’ve picked bands that in one way or another are “frustrating” because of the way they achieved something great, then either quickly or
gradually fell apart.
1. Guns ‘N’ Roses
In the 1980’s, New Wave was dead, pop was ruled by a revived disco thanks to Madonna, and what passed for hard rock was a very pop-oriented brand of
metal, played as much for the chicks as the dudes. Into this scene came Guns ‘N’ Roses, all sweaty and tattooed biker types making REAL metal
music for a change. From the hard-edged balladry of “Sweet Child o’ Mine” to the in-your-face metal of “Welcome to the Jungle,” Guns ‘N’
Roses saved rock and roll. They were perfect for the segment of the audience that sincerely missed being bludgeoned by Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, and
Black Sabbath…all of whom were past their prime in the Eighties.
So what the heck happened? Internal squabbles among the volatile personalities in the band, problems on tour, and increasingly mediocre albums caused
the group to implode. When Axl Rose swam with the dolphins, most fans knew it was over.
How could the band that saved rock have turned into a pumpkin so quickly?
2. Nirvana
In the early 1990’s this band single-handedly put an end to Eighties Hair Metal with their album “Nevermind” and the song “Smells Like Teen
Spirit”. At last, a so-called “alternative” rock band proved it could be a commercial success without compromising what many considered an
“anti-social” sound and outlook. The band defined the sound known as Grunge, and paved the way for other bands from the Seattle area, chief among
them being Pearl Jam. The movement was so successful that even bands like Stone Temple Pilots, which hailed from California and didn’t really fit
the Grunge label, were lumped in with Nirvana.
So what the heck happened? A couple of albums later singer Kurt Cobain was dead and the band was history. Ironically, the drummer from Nirvana has
gone on to arguably greater success in the Foo Fighters, a band nowhere near as revolutionary as Nirvana.
3. The Pretenders
Their monumental debut album showed a band so tight you could bounce a quarter off its sound. Chrissie Hynde had been a rock critic before The
Pretenders, and quickly showed potential detractors that there was no truth to the adage “those who can’t do, criticize.” The album spawned the
hits “Brass in Pocket” and a cover of the Kinks’ song “Stop Your Sobbing.” It was one of the first albums that proved punk sensibilities and
raw, fast playing could produce commercially successful albums.
So what the heck happened? The second album was a disappointment. The Pretenders proved that a band “spends its entire life perfecting its first
album, then only six months making its second.” Band members quit and/or died. Subsequent albums had a more “pop” sound. Truth in advertising
should have forced the band to change its name to “Chrissie Hynde and the Pretenders”, since ultimately no other members of the original band
remained.
4. The Velvet Underground
What can you say about a band that changes styles with every album? In 1967 they released the groundbreaking, if over-rated, avante garde album “The
Velvet Underground and Nico”. While the rest of the world was listening to the soundtrack to the Summer of Love, the Velvet Underground reminded us
that there was an ugly side to life.
Many songs were odes to heroin addicts, sadomasochism, and a host of other controversial subjects. Others were beautiful, or at least listenable, pop
songs. Violins screeched; Lou Reed’s girlfriend Nico was a frog-voiced vocalist that sounded like something out of a very dark independent film. All
this, and an Andy Warhol album cover too. Surely these folks were going to be on the cutting edge for some time to come. Almost every punk and New
Wave band of the Seventies and Eighties would cite them as an influence.
So what the heck happened? Each subsequent album was completely different stylistically, from the white noise and feedback metal of “White Light,
White Heat” to the VERY subdued and gentle “Velvet Underground” to the pop-sensible “Loaded.”
Potential fans must have felt frustrated—if you loved the style of one Velvet Underground album, you might have purchased others only to get an
unpleasant surprise.
5. The Rolling Stones
Their one great achievement? Why, to be the “World’s Greatest Rock and Roll Band,” of course. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, most critics argue that
the band’s creativity and quality of musical expression in the Sixties was second only to the Beatles. While other bands experimented and gradually
moved away from simple three-guitars-and-a-drum-kit, the Rolling Stones remained true to what is considered ROCK AND ROLL.
So what the heck happened?
They got old and lost their edge. The trouble is, longevity does not necessarily translate to quality, and the classic Rolling Stones albums of the
late Sixties and Early Seventies have been gradually forgotten amid the continual release of more and more mediocre material. If “Let It Bleed”,
“Beggars Banquet”, “Sticky Fingers”, and “Aftermath” were as classic as any rock album can be, then almost all of the group’s late
Seventies, Eighties, and Nineties albums are simply unnecessary. At least the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and a host of other bands saw fit to call it
quits while doing some of their best work.
The Stones? Retire already, will ya?