All the little things.

What are the little things that really make you want to smack people?

People that walk around with their mouths open. What the hell are they waiting for, a fly to come into the hanger?

People that chew with their mouths open. I have my own menu, thank you very much! I don't need to see what your eating.

People that swing their arms when they walk as if they are violent pendulums. What the hell are you swatting at down there the flyes are circleing the # between your ears. OR is it that you just crapped your pants. You know, we came out of the trees because of evolution...stop trying to revert to a monkey.

People who say 'like' all the time. Either it is or it isn't, you b@stard! You didn't "like" go to the mall unless you did. Next time I'll cut one of your body parts off, take it to the mall and you can say that part of you was "technally" there.

like oh my gosh!! are you like for real?? cuz I like have some of the same peeves.

just kidding....i know you hate when people talk like that.

actually another thing that gets me....is people slobbering over each other in public places. I don't mind a nice kiss,

but I don't need to see anyone's tongue or mixing of saliva, while I am walking in the mall

and another thing is i can't stand is guys that wear their pants so freakin big that they got hold it up to walk!!
get a freakin belt!!!

Originally posted by worldwatcher
and another thing is i can't stand is guys that wear their pants so freakin big that they got hold it up to walk!!
get a freakin belt!!!

Ohhhhh...man! I just never understood that fashion statement. It's 'like' look at me I just lost 50 pounds on the Atkins diet. These pants use to be tight on me, but now look at my hot @$$. Get a spot on an infomercial, you freak! If I wanted to see man cheeks, I'd buy some gay porn. :bash:

LMAO!!!!

Oh my god you ranting about "like" was so funny Jonna! But I so totally agree, like, I hate people who always use this too! It's so useless, and it *seems* to me it's moslty used by young teenager girls...at least it seems.

Either it is or it isn't, you b@stard! You didn't "like" go to the mall unless you did.

hehehehehe...so true...
Gets on my nerve too...

What "small things" pisses me off?
People who drive and don't use turn signal light. (blinkers?) It simply drives me mad. It's like (lol..) this thing didn't came as an option, it's there so YOU USE IT, GODDAMN IT!!! lol... And it's not just for other drivers, you m0f0!!! Aaaaah....so good to rant that off...

And also...let me think... When my ADSL modem can't synchronise...I hate that...and...

Geez, I guess there's not a lot of stuff that piss me off...
When people leave the water jar almost empty in the fridge...that piss me off, I'm a heavy water-drinker...

Edit: Got another one! This one pisses me off BIG TIME! WHen I'm at some fast-food snack and then I order hamburgers, and I always ask them "no pickles please" and sometimes it seems they just don't care, and they put pickles anyway ! I HATE PICKLES IN HAMBURGERS OR SANDWICHES! Tis disgusting! Waste all the taste... And sometime I forget to check and bite away and taste them pickles, and I'm like (just messin' with U lol..) EEEEEEEWWWWW!

...and people who'll light a cigarette in my room or my car, without asking first?! I stopped smoking cigs a year ago, what makes you think I want to smell that nasty smoke from so close?!?! But it's more the lack of respect that pisses me off, cuz if people ask I'll usually let 'em smoke anyway...Well...some people...

[Edited on 23-1-2004 by m0rbid]

1) People who slide their feet instead of picking them up when they walk.
2) Slow drivers that flip you off when you pass them.
3) People who don't signal when you are waiting to pull out and then they turn on the street you are coming out of.
4) People who go really really slow over speed bumps as if their car was gonna fall apart if they went any faster.

OH THIS LIST COULD GO ON AND ON

Originally posted by Venus
4) People who go really really slow over speed bumps as if their car was gonna fall apart if they went any faster.

OH THIS LIST COULD GO ON AND ON

haha that is a good one venus, I've wondered the same thing.

People that ask you: Are you asleep?

And on getting no response, keep asking Are you asleep? until you obviously aren't.

As if I could say Yes, I am actually asleep right now. Thank you for asking.

Second worst are people that say Nu-cu-lur for Nuclear, which is only compounded when the idiot talking is the President making a case for war based on supposed "INTELLIGENCE!!!"

Now I'm all mad again.

[Edited on 23-1-2004 by RANT]

Venus

I agree with all of what you said. That and people who break for no apparent reason. But as you said, the list could go on...

I hate stupid drivers.

And what the hell is up with our sun? Yellow...YELLOW! God really dropped the ball on this one. Now everything is coated with this diseased plaque that makes you squint. If you wanted to torment us why not just make it orange and brown as well as they are equally vile colours.

Why not blue? Blue is such a 'F'ing calm colour and I could really use a 'F'ing calm colour. I have to wear blue tinted sun glasses just to leave the house on some days. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I hate people who use those nextel walkie talkie phones in public. I dont want to hear your conversation.
walkie 1: hey dude whats up?
clicky beep!
walkie 2: nuthin dood.
clicky beep!
walkie1: hey, let me turn this up so people will hear me and think think my life has some importance!
clicky beep!
walkie2: I have to take a dump but I would rather sh*t my pants than have someone see me not talking on my stupid walkie talkie crap phone.
clicky beep!
walkie 1: Im getting my head stomped in by someone who thinks Im annoying! How do you radio the cops on this thing?
clicky beep!
walkie 2: I dont know because I am an idot!


Dont come around me if you have these phone b/c I will shove it right up your a$$ so that everytime you stand up or sit down you'll hear that clickybeep!

[Edited on 9-2-2004 by thebeagle]

********What about the people who drive below the speed limit when your trying to get on the highway??

Those bastards can get you killed!!


******Also, people that talk to you like your a little kid, or they do it because they think your stupid...


********People who don't acknowledge that there are people walking behind them in a mall, and they hold everybody else up, just like driver's in the left lane!!

****Sleezy bartender's that have the smoker's laugh... Ewww, sounds like a smoking old hag's voice...

****People who wear too much COLOGNE in diner's...
I couldn't eat my food the other day cuz this guy had too much cologne on...

****Smoker's who chase down their food w/ a cigarette... Ew.
I don't know how many times i've had to move tables because someone lit up, and the non smoking section is one table over...


Don't forget people who try to cut in lines!!!!

[Edited on 9-2-2004 by TrueLies]