Originally posted by DarkStar86
The facts are that for humans to continue to survive we will become under one government, one language and one general culture.
(with fingers slightly in cheek) . . .
Well, DarkStar86. We are so delighted that you see things our way.
We are still considering when to schedule the more overt implementations of our program. However, given your eager support of our goals, we thought
we'd give you a heads up at this stage.
Shortly after we begin our more overt moves, one of our agents will call at your door with a chip implant for your hand or temple. The temple has
certain advantages of making it easier to monitor some of your actions, thoughts and dreams. But either location is quite suitable for basic
monitoring and certainly for location restrictions.
Of course, after you are implanted, it would be most unadvisable for you to travel anywhere but work, WalMart and home without prior authorization. We
are determined to make society much more orderly.
Some few to several months after you are SLAGGED with the chip, we will begin deducting an additional 20% tax from your bank account. The NWO is very
costly.
Also, around then, after most everyone is chipped, we will begin to limit your media consumption to 2-3 TV channels and very limited internet
browsing. Any efforts to go beyond that will require that another agent visit your home and install a behavioral control module around your ankle.
Should you persist in unauthorized media or other behaviors, a very advanced sort of taser kind of shock will be administered to your ankle rendering
you a writhing mass of pained protoplasm on the floor. This, of course, is merely to educate you more rapidly in proper NWO behaviors for all good NWO
citizens. I'm sure you'd cheer the necessity of that.
However, we do want you to enjoy your first 8-12 months in the NWO. Because we are honoring all the eager champions of our cause with a first tier
graduation-from-this-life award at your local guillotine center. But you needn't be concerned about that. Please avoid showing up early. We will
inform you when your time has come--usually about 0300-0400 in the morning so as not to disturb the neighborhood unduly. But we will insure that you
have all your affairs in order well before that great day when you are honored by the opportunity to give your all for the NWO and our depopulation
efforts.
Of course, there won't be a lot of affairs left to get in order by then. We will have appropriated most all of your so called discretionary income
well before then. We can't have world citizens spending finite resources without instructions to do so.
Please be assured that you will be honored by having your name engraved on a marble memorial to all those first 100 million global citizens who first
gave their lives in behalf of the NWO and the environment. Of course, there won't be any of your friends or relatives left to visit your name on the
memorial because we have decided that your volunteering to support the NWO so early shall be considered quite sufficient to nominate them for an early
graduation from this life, too. We're wondering if "HAIL HAIL, THE GANG'S ALL HERE" would be suitable background music.
BTW, No need to let us know where they are, we already know.
In the event that you become mentally deranged and try to flee, cause a disturbance or otherwise obstruct any of the above plans--please be aware that
any such actions will call for an immediate public re-education experience.
These are characterized by taking you, in that case, or others of similar rebellious 2nd thoughts--by taking you to a nearby public square with a high
stage set in the middle of the park or square. You will be pleased to know that your behavioral call for re-education will be shown live on the web
and on at least one of the 3 authorized global channels.
The first action upon leading you up to the stage will be to read the particulars of your misbehaviors. Then we will present the rationale for dealing
firmly and vividly with such rebellion. It's really an enormous honor to be amongst the earliest required to show such deference in behalf of
globalism and the world ruler.
The local police sargeant will declare that you are guilty as charged and the re-education will begin.
The first step is for you to bow, worship and to kiss the feet and rear of the world ruler--or if he's too busy--those of his local
representative.
Next, you will be stripped of all clothing. Then, in the name of unisex homogeneity--as well as a bow to honoring our neutered ET friends--all
external gender identifiers will be removed with a somewhat used scalpel--or perhaps a new laser scalpel. Of course, we will waste no anesthesia on
such cases.
Then, the military will be authorized to experiment on your back with various new experimental persuasive techniques under development for getting
enemies of the State to talk. We're in the process of minitiarizing the reported ray gun that causes extreme pain in the skin. And, we're adding a
little feature that causes instant blisters. Some of the more eager and sadistic technicians delight in making folks look like jelly fish in under 30
seconds. Others like to make rude designs in blisters on the backs of their subjects.
Then, if any on the police force are in need of any organs that you are a match for, those organs will be extracted. The more critical organs, last,
of course. We can set up a monitor for your viewing pleasure, if you wish. If there is any life left after such procedures, a portable guillotine will
be provided in your honor.
As you can see . . . we tend to think of virtually everything.
So, you can take great comfort that your wise decision to support us early is a very good one in behalf of the whole planet and the environment.
At this point, we just wish to thank you enormously for your joining our cause so early. Because you are amongst the earliest of such folks, we have
chosen to award you a $1,000 bonus into your account this month to spend on whatever environmental charity most attracts you. Or, if you are inclined
toward alcohol, we'd allow you to spend 75% of it on that. Zoned out zombies can be very supportive of the NWO. Particularly those zoning out in
their own homes.
And, you'll find soon in the mail a T-shirt with the slogan on the front and back:
I'M JOYED 2 OFFER MY LIFE EARLY 4 THE NWO!
There may be an alternate selection:
JOIN MY
"HEADS 4
THE NWO
GUILLOTINE"
MOVEMENT!
Sincerely,
Chief Tyrannical Goon of the County.
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