Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

We agreed on what are hoaxes...what MORE do you want

Dave:"...secondly, she had the biggest, grey tata's I'd ever seen, man!"

Dave: BANG! BANG!
Springer: Ahh you got me!

Dave: come on, you said we could cuddle if i let you wear your glasses on your shirt.
Springer: Doh!

"Springer...only you and I know what to say at this point...Let's pose for a 25,000 point grabber and make the rest of ATS work their worth!!!

Dave: thats the second time John Lear has asked if I would wear the sash.......

"OH the shame..."(camera man is waiting for the shot to end)..."To be or not to be..."(Springer holds the shame pose for awhile)

Dave:..."seriously now, does it look like a rug?"

[edit on 8/29/07 by FibroKat]

"No, really,

a few changes here and there and I coulda been ELVIS!!"

How friggin momentus can this shot get?...Springer! hold that pose for a sec...whilst they 'click click'.

"OK I was just trying on the rubber inner tube thong I bought for my wife when all of the sudden it snapped!

Dave: So the bird finally learned how to throw the ice cubes back at me...

Entertaining a private joke:

It's ok my friend, Let it allllllllllllll out...don't bottle it up!

"So after the hooker on the unicycle and her tutu-wearing fluffy dog Ralph left, things just got plain WEIRD."

Oh, and John:

Your Conspiracy Master John Lear just showed up in panty hose, smoking a cigar and sipping a cognac!

Sounds like a standard Friday night at the Langley back bar...

S...

"My theory is....

It's all about quantum fissuh.. fffffis... fynacism, no....fissisism, yeah!... like the uhhhh.......

well let's just say...

you wouldn't understand."

Dave: 1st it was the chad drone, then the Haiti Video, now the is a fool long blue "mechanical device" that scared this girl.....................

[dave singing]

"sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides

Whadda you think?

Karaoke time?

D: I had totally forgot the ATS banner for the booth. We could spray paint the Logo on a car and drive it in.

D: Look I know you really wanted to see Alf, but he's a puppet. Need a tissue?

D: I'm telling ya, those little fraggle rock guys live under my house, even the construction ones.

D: So you did say a tuna sandwich with pickled anchovies right?

D: I walked into a glass door once too.

S: (thought) How long can this guy go on?

S: (thought) I can't watch him do his impression of Lear again.

S: (thought) I have to remind myself NEVER to bring him again.

S: (thought) Just wait till those laxatives kick in I slipped in his drink, dooooon't laugh.

D: So started singing " Soome daaay myy priiiiince will come"