What's the Command to make a Reptillian Shape Shift ?

Originally posted by mazzroth

Esteem is something he has plenty of, A silver spoon if I ever saw one. I wonder if I got some DNA that would show something ?

It may appear that way, but trust me, it probably isn't the case...

I know this from personal experience. Myself!

I suppose you could yank out one of his hairs for a DNA sample but what good would it do? Even if Reptillian DNA is actually on file somewhere in a secret lab tucked away in a d.u.m.b., how could you go about contacting one of the doctors there to do a comparison?

Originally posted by seeingevil
I suppose you could yank out one of his hairs for a DNA sample but what good would it do? Even if Reptillian DNA is actually on file somewhere in a secret lab tucked away in a d.u.m.b., how could you go about contacting one of the doctors there to do a comparison?

Maybe Ill cut him, put the blood in a petri dish and stick a red hot needle into it and see what happens ? just like "The Thing"

Try the "Open Sesame" line and attempt whizzing on him, if all that doesn't produce results then maybe you shouldn't try to draw blood...

I have heard before that getting human blood on a reptilian will force a shift back to it's reptilian shape. Perhaps urine will offer the same result.

Originally posted by seeingevil
Try the "Open Sesame" line and attempt whizzing on him, if all that doesn't produce results then maybe you shouldn't try to draw blood...

HAHAHAHAHAHHA, but back to being serious ( if possible ) I wanna prove that he is or isn't one so I need some serious tips ok, This joker has done so much harm in the short time he has been in power its scarey, he has shown no respect even to one our female apprentices by physically assalting her for not wearing glasses and then refused to make an apology. He then systematically started to farm out our work to foreign companies with so end in sight and has no quarms about sacking people for small indescressions. And did I mention he looks reptillian ?

I'm getting a feeling that this thread isn't entirely serious.

If he assaulted a member of staff the police should be called - end of story.

And I'm sorry, but farming out work to foreign companies is kinda normal practice in business these days isn't it?

And let's be honest - trying to prove he's a reptilian so you can sort out what you feel are problems with a boss is just a daft idea, isn't it?

Deal with it using your usual work grievance procedures and go over his head if need be. This is not, in my view, a reptilian/non-reptilian issue.

Sorry if this comes across as rude, it's not intended to be. Just honest.

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Its tongue in cheek to make me not look like a complete nutter, but seriously if I was in a meeting with him and knew some ancient chant or unveiling command then I would utter it and apologise or kind of mask it as something else to just gain his response. As for the Police dont make me laugh, we live in a fascist country here in Au and major Companies dictate the Laws.

[edit on 23-8-2007 by mazzroth]

I'm surprised you haven't remembered the basic way to make any animal react. You need to offer it something it can't resist. Go to your local pet shop and purchase a half dozen mice. You will also need a camera, fly paper, tiny leash, and string. This will require a bit of sneakiness so I hope you're up to it. You'll also need a place to hide after you set the traps as you must take pictures so we can all see how well the experiment works. Get to work before the suspect reptillian. Place one mice on the sticky paper on the bosses desk. Next put the tiny leash on one of the mice and attach a fairly long piece of string to the leash. Tie the free end of the string to a chair leg somewhere close to the desk. Now wait till the boss opens the door to his office where upon you immediately release the remaining 4 mice. Oh almost forgot....have a large bowl of urine close to the mice stuck on the fly paper. DO get a picture of the boss being grossed out by the urine and continue taking pictures of him chasing the mice. The long pointed tongue is a sure sign he is about to change shapes.
I do hope this helps you as much your post helped me laugh this morning.

Always good to start a day with laughter.

ok, here's the chant. it must be said repeated 5 times, very fast and very loud.

oh waata nasss eye ahm

go ahead. start shouting it as loud as you can

Okay, I don't know if you are serious or not, but, the phrase you are looking for is:

Zin-Uru

Hope ya catch him with it and he changes. I came across the phrase in Branton's stuff and wrote it on my monitor frame. I don't know why. Funny, I see it all the time, but, never remember it when the suspect people are right in front of me. Totally slips my memory.

Odd that,
Cuhail

Originally posted by Cuhail
Okay, I don't know if you are serious or not, but, the phrase you are looking for is:

Zin-Uru

Hope ya catch him with it and he changes. I came across the phrase in Branton's stuff and wrote it on my monitor frame. I don't know why. Funny, I see it all the time, but, never remember it when the suspect people are right in front of me. Totally slips my memory.

Odd that,
Cuhail

Your the man Cuhail, I knew someone would come up with the goods. I can now remember Sherry Shriner saying the same chant is useful on any demonically based entity. Thanks.

What does that phrase mean?

I never believed in Reptilians until I watched David Ickes interview with Credo Mutwa. It was on google video, but got deleted. It was a 6 hour video that I actually watched twice all the way through..