The 5 things you want to know about Aliens/UFOs

If you could ask a Grey 5 questions and 1 funny/bonus question about Aliens/UFOs, what would they be? I'm curious as to what other people would ask.

Mine would be:
1) How long has your civilization been around for?
2) What's your total population?
3) How many other intelligent lifeforms are you aware of?
4) What is the average lifespan of a Grey?
5) What is required for your survival?

My bonus question would be:
6) Can you please give me a ride in your bad-ass UFO?

"The 5 things you want to know about Aliens/UFOs" - awesome! The exact number of queries needed! Wailin'...

1) Who?
2) What?
3) When?
4) Where?
5) Why?

Bonus query:

6) How?

Rinse with reason, lather and repeat until the radiant lustre of truth shines healthy, alive and full bodied for all to accept!

Cheers,

Vic

Nah, no good.


My questions would be:

- 1. Can you give me 3 wishes?
- 2. Another 3 wishes
- 3. unlimited repeat of question 1 and 2


Those are my 3 humble questions

1. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?!
2. Is there such thing as aliens?
3. Where is Mulder's sister?
4. When I saw your ship fly in and I exclaimed, "A UFO!", it was thus identified, so...can you tell me where I'm going with this?
5. What is the meaning of life?

BONUS: If I told you that you had a hot, grey body, would you hold it against me?

Well, I'm going to post a serious reply:

1. How long have your people been visiting?
2. Why keep it a secret, or allow it to be kept a secret?
3. Do you have respect for our species and our well-being?
4. Does your civilization have a concept of culture/pop culture?
5. Does your society have a central goal in your exploration of the universe, and if so, what is that goal?

Bonus:
6. Would it be possible for you to provide me with some sort of lightsaber-like device?

Originally posted by CrowServo
6. Would it be possible for you to provide me with some sort of lightsaber-like device?

lol