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Originally posted by coven
No way an Alien Bruce Lee is going to fight you with his mind... Nah... He's gonna hit every pressure point in your body and watch you fall shaking to the ground, mid swing
[edit on 14-7-2007 by coven]
Originally posted by ParanoidKid
XD imagine a royal rumble of tiny gray aliens against one human.Would be like fighting 50 lil midgets in a ring.Breaking arms and legs left and right heads poppin off everywhich way.
Originally posted by IronMan
A weed-killer backpack sprayer is the correct tool for
this job, you've gotta stay mobile if you wanna have fun.
Try leaving bottles of p*ss in the surrounding area of your
homes... if a gray comes awanderin' eck, you may well lame it.
Originally posted by carnival_of_souls2047
Originally posted by coven
No way an Alien Bruce Lee is going to fight you with his mind... Nah... He's gonna hit every pressure point in your body and watch you fall shaking to the ground, mid swing
[edit on 14-7-2007 by coven]
Aaah! An alien Bruce Lee! Interesting concept, coven! I don't think fighting an alien Bruce Lee would be a rewarding experience.
carnival_of_souls2047,your post was the funniest thing I've read here at ATS in a loooonnngggg...time.Thanks for the laugh dude!
Originally posted by carnival_of_souls2047
Originally posted by Paranoidkid
The grey alien guys make look spooky and sinister but what if you where to punch one or something would it just fall over?
I'm gonna guess that if you punched an alien grey in the face with a closed fist, average to strong human strength, it would most probably bust it's mouth wide open throwing blood spray in the air. Additonally I assert it would fall backwards as the weight of the punch would nearly knock it down, even, knock it out.
Of course, if he had some telekinetic buddies nearby you would probably open yourself up to a sixpack of alien gangbang on your mind by pressing sensitive areas of your cerebral cortex effectively paralyzing you while they get the anal probe equipment out.
Originally posted by Chorlton
There are no 'Grey aliens' or 'Reptilians'
Stop worrying and get on and enjoy life. It isnt too bad.