Guys, What Is Your Best Pick-Up Lines For Women?

Guys, What Is Your Best Pick-Up Lines For Women?

Girls, What Is The Best Pick-Up Line That Has Ever Been Used On You?

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Here's The One I Use...

The Set-Up:
You can be anywhere. First you notice a girl checking you out. If she's not checking you out then just look at her while you are in her view, and she will usually look back. If you notice her notice you noticing her she might get embarressed and turn away...this is ok, she will pretend like shes talking to her friends, but she will check you out.

The Move:
When she is checking you out, make eye contact, let her know that you know that she is checking you out.
Then extend you hand and make the come hither motion with one of your fingers, like come here. If she's a little interested or maybe just curious she will come over to you. Then when she gets there this is what you say...

The Line:

Then when she gets there this is what you say...
"You see what I just did there?"

She will say, "what?"

Then you say,
"If I can make you come with just one finger, Imagine what I can do with my whole body!"

I think you're more likely to get slapped than anything else.

Here's mine:

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

It works everytime.

Originally posted by Alien Infiltrator


Does this smell like chloroform to you?

LMAO~ Hahahaha! That was funny! I might actually try to use that line, but without the actual chloroform of course.

It should at least get a laugh, and thats really all i need to seal the deal.

LOOOOOOOOOL best thread ever!!!!!!!!!

The worst one i've ever used was did you come here alone?... well you don't have to leave alone.

LOL what the hell is this! I dont know WHAT I would do if any of you gave me those pick up lines! I dont know if I would laugh and find you funny or just genuinly creepy!

Either: "hahaha, thats funny..." *cute eyes* "lets get a drink"

Or: "hahaha," *nervous laugh* "Ok well I need to go, um, over here..." *walk away quickly with crazy eyes*

LOL I really dont know. Thats a hit or miss boys, hope your willing to take the chance!

Biggie said it best...

"Straight up honey really I'm askin
Most of these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign"?
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, "who you be with"?
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvou at the bar around two
Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease
Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt
So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right boo (truuuueee)
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me..."

Just keep it real.

Source - B.I.G's "Big Poppa".

Originally posted by WestPoint23
Biggie said it best...

"Straight up honey really I'm askin
Most of these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign"?
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, "who you be with"?
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvou at the bar around two
Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease
Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt
So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right boo (truuuueee)
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me..."

Just keep it real.

Source - B.I.G's "Big Poppa".

Listening to that track right now

As to respond to this thread, my pickup lines vary by situation and who approaches who first, usually the women start conversations with me, so no need to use a pick up line. One thing I will state is I've never had a conversation with a women go bad

Well. There are two pick up lines that I've heard that are just terrible. I honestly haven't heard any particularly "good" ones in quite sometime.

Scenerio #1 At a bar. You see a girl is sitting with her friend. Both with full drinks. Without an introduction or anything of the sort the guy walks up and goes "You need a drink?"


Scenerio #2 A guy sees a girl he finds attractive. He walks up to her breathing heavily. "I like your face." Then HE WALKS OFF before she can respond.

Years ago I was in a relationship that I wanted to get out of. I was fixing up an old car. I knew that a security guard where she worked was a former mechanic so i told her to go and ask him for a feeler guage.

Hooray it worked... In no time at all she left me for him and my problem was solved.

I guess you could play Addicted to Vaginal Skin by Cannibal Corpse outside a girl's window at night.

cool thread and funny to boot...
the worst pick up line I have heard was

guy= "is your name helen?"
me="no"
guy ="is your name diana?"
me ="nope"

and this guy chased me down the road asking me if my name was this, or that or something else...

but at the end of the day men make the world so much more funnier

"My dad is a congressman, I have a Porsche and a trust fund."

Pick up lines never work. What you need is to join the Marines and get a nice set of dress blues. Works every time.

I posted my perfect pickup line in a thread like this one awhile back. I really do have the perfect pickup line. It works EVERY time!

Walk up to her and look deep into her eyes. Then quietly say.
"I would like to hook up with you tonight. I know where your entire family lives, and you want them to be safe right?"

Yeah! It's perfect!

Dude...seriously....


I'm gonna try that one.

Originally posted by Echo3Foxtrot
Pick up lines never work. What you need is to join the Marines and get a nice set of dress blues. Works every time.

mm hmm! listen to the man hes telling the truth! haha!!! seriously nothing sexier...

Bam! And there's proof!

They'll make even the most hideous guy look pretty dagone good.

edited out my post for inapropriatness

sorry bout that peeps

[edit on ampSat, 7 Jul 2007 00:29:28 -0500/02/91 by adamiskthespacepirateking]

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