I emailed the host of "Red Eye" on Fox News...

and I told him that he should talk about more "conspiracy-type" subjects on his show because I think the audience would enjoy it. I specifically mentioned the extraterrestrial presence in my email...

If you watched "Red Eye" tonight, you would have noticed that in Greg's monologue (also known as the "gregalogue"), he went on an unnecessary rant about "conspiracy theorists." He sort of made it sound like it was only directed towards 9/11 truthers, but I could tell it was a response to my email. So much for them talking about important issues on their show. Oh well, it was worth a try...

The Basstarrd.

You should go down there and beat the guy with a big wet fish, that's just wrong. I mean you send the guy a mail, outta the goodness of your err big red pumpy thing and he gets all up in your err big round thing with holes in.