Pick up lines not to use on ladies

I don't know if he gets them off of the radio or the television, but my husband of 22 years has some of the corniest sayings.

His newest one is "My name might not be Flintsone, but I can make your bed rock."

Once he told me "Honey your feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day."

I'm like what's wrong with you.Lol




[edit on 21-6-2007 by Myrtales Instinct]

I told my wife the other night..

"I'm going to take you home and violate you like a parking meter"... :shk::shk:


it's from Rocky V - he says that to Adrian.

Here's my old one-

I want you to have my children.

Seriously. Wait here, they're in the car...

There are just so many to choose from.

Hi, you'll do.

You look great in that dress, but it will look better wrinkled on my floor.

Your ugly, but you intrigue me.

Hi! Do you want to see something really swell.

"excuse me, I have to go to the restroom and the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy... would you help?" :shk::shk:

Ahem,
Is that a mirror in your panties, because I can see myself in them.

Yeesh, that's horrible! I can't believe I even said it. I'm such a pig!


Cuhail

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Oh, here's one that someone actually used on me at 2:30 am at an all-night diner once:

You look really angry, could you use a massage? :shk:

I've got the F the C and the K all I need it U.

hey you wear underwear. I wear underwear! Lets do it!

Those pants are very becoming on you. then again if I were in those pants i'd be coming too!

or margret cho's best pick up line.

(walks up to a guy and screams) STICK IT IN!!!!!

Yeah I know mods... I know. I await your U2U.

Don't worry Balpassyr, I think they'll let you go out of pity.

With pick up lines like that I am sure they'll understand that you're lonely and lacking social skills.

"For a fat girl, you don't sweat so much"

...

Yeah, I know. It's more of a complement than a pickup line. That was probably gramatically incorrect as well (google shows no hits for that phrase). Have I ever told you that english is not my native language?

you are so right sy.


Do you know of anything stronger than Icy Hot?


I'm asking cause my hand keeps cramping up lately.

Have I ever told you that english is not my native language?

Helmutt, when you're in a hole it pays to stop digging

Originally posted by sy.gunson

when you're in a hole it pays to stop digging

Yeah... but... yeah, you're right...

Anyway, "you don't sweat that much" is probably more correct. I guess they'd still slap me though...

no hellmut,

what you wrote translates just fine.

Do you like rat poison?

Whats the capital of North Dakota?

So.....You wanna make out?

Oh wait, no that one actually works...OOOOOHHHHHHHH,

I'm just kidding... that only worked 3 times.

The worst pick up lines are so easy, lol, the creator of this thread is a genius cuz she's gonna make millions and millions of points because there's millions and millions of bad pick up lines.

The best ones are when you act like a real pimp with girls you just met who don't even know you, check some of this out-

Wassup ho, I usually charge, but this first time's free

Get down right now and give it to me

Spray some perfume betwean your legs and you're good to go

After today, I only want to see you when I feel like banging

Get drunk, ho, so I'll be able to bang you with less hassle

Get down ho and kiss my ring

I charge 1,000 dollars a minute, are you down?

Daing girl, yo ass so fat that it looks like Jupiter and Saturn collided!

Girl, I'll bang you after you go on Jenny Craig or somethin'

I am a big fat liar, cheater, and a criminal, nice to meet you

Sorry, I don't spend money on women, so YOU buy me a drink, ho

HO HO HO, Santa needs some action!

You know you want to, so shut up and bang me!

Sorry, but you telling me about yourself is making me fall asleep, boring!

Damn girl, you so ugly you look like one of them gorillas

Yo, take me into your home, feed me, pay me, and take care of me, and I'll bang you for that!

Girl, you look like you need some exercize, I got a good idea

I don't like your new dress, so I'm gonna have to tear it off your body. The bra and panties don't look good, either, they'll have to go too. Sorry.

................I can't take it anymore! I got so many of this evil ideas in my head no more! And disclaimer: I've never even said this to myself out loud, let alone a women. If you look at my face, you can see its free of slap marks

Disclaimer2: The thread asked for it, so I delivered, so girls don't mad

Do you like me?

Whats your favorite color?

Say "rabbit on a runway" 10 times fast.

Hi do you like dungeons and dragons. no? how bout just dungeons?

That should creep them out.

True Story in the 10th grade a girl from my high school was walking down the dtreet in Burbank (A pretty safe city) and was approached by some creepy guy in his mid 40's.

He basically said. "I know this sounds like a weird request but If I paid you $100 would you tie me up? YOu don't have to do anything else just tie me up"

Eeeeewwwwwww.