Is this guy serious!!!!!

Some guy handed my wife this card yesterday, the funny thing is, he had already given her one a week earlier. This could be the funniest thing ever!!!

WHAT CAN'T HE DO!!!!!

He can't design a very interesting card, for starters.

And BTW look at the top left.

Dude I think you could have a pube stuck in your scanner!

A pube? Oh wait..I remember now, I think.. Lets see I was sitting at my computer having a scotch when I decided that I would try and scan my.... well nevermind.... hahahaha j/k

Yeah that is a pretty cheap card. I guess the toymaking/escort/stripping/repair buisness doesn't pay all that well

LOL this dude is an inspiration. Chip n Dale service lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

Ring Ring - - - Ring Ring

Hi is that the Handyman? Ok it is cool, I need my racing car serviced and the eaves on my 1860's cottage are in real need of some restoration --- --- really that soon, that's totally cool --- --- uh hu hmm hmm. Excellent if you can finish by 5, I'll be home at say around 8.

So could you give the wife a real good seeing to as well, that would really be helping me out.

okay, I hope this isn't out of order...

I'm sure you can trust your wife, however, watch out for guys like this.
They hit on all women, they don't care about boyfriends or husbands.

You said that this is the 2nd card that he's given her, he's obviously trying to let her know that he's interested.

In the poker league my wife and I play in, there was someone who was making comments that shouldn't be made to a married woman, so I simply let him know that I didn't appreciate it, that if he feels like there's something he'd like to say to my wife, unless he can also say it to me, it doesn't need to be said.

My wife appreciated me letting him know that he was being "rude".

The freaking card is a JOKE!!! It's like one of those cards that you buy at the store that has made up names and information on them.

Originally posted by elevatedone

You said that this is the 2nd card that he's given her, he's obviously trying to let her know that he's interested.

Thats is the funny part!!!! This guy doesn't remember giving it to her it was totally random, He was like "well here have another one", then he says "call me if you need ANYTHING" He just hands them out to every hot chick he sees! I gotta give him an A for effort, although I doubt he gets to many calls for the escort service. This guy is priceless!!!!

Hey Kleverone- I wouldn't worry about it too much.I saw the pics you posted of your wife and she is very beautiful.However you are not too shabby yourself and I doubt very highly you need to be concerned.I would however, clean off your scanner sometimes.HAHAHA.

I Googled and Googled and can't find what "Chip & Dale Service" is.

Does he dress as a chipmunk and steal your nuts? Or what?

Enquiring minds really want to know.

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
I Googled and Googled and can't find what "Chip & Dale Service" is.

Does he dress as a chipmunk and steal your nuts? Or what?

Enquiring minds really want to know.

Hey MM- Chip and Dales are Male strippers!

Oh. I thought he might restore antique furniture and didn't know how to spell "Chippendale."

Stress is bad. It make you stoopid.

dude I'm gunna call the dude and see if he wants to come over. I'll give him a fake address of someone I don't like and watch the halarity ensure. THis guys address i'll give him is a pretty non-accepting type of dude. Might take care of your problem for you.

Just kidding I wouldn't do that.

Seriously it's pretty cool that your wife is showing you this and letting you know that this joker is hitting on her. Means you two have a trusting relationship, and that your her main man.

And i can only imagine what this guy probably looks like

Originally posted by AccessDenied
Hey Kleverone- I wouldn't worry about it too much.I saw the pics you posted of your wife and she is very beautiful.

Why thank you, thank you very much..

However you are not too shabby yourself and I doubt very highly you need to be concerned.

I think you need glasses, but thank you

I would however, clean off your scanner sometimes.HAHAHA.

(Mental Note....chicks don't dig pubes...... got it) Thanks again

Originally posted by BASSPLYR
Seriously it's pretty cool that your wife is showing you this and letting you know that this joker is hitting on her. Means you two have a trusting relationship, and that your her main man.

Thanks BASSPLYR ur the man you always have my back! Are you on my friends list? If your aren't already, well then welcome to kleverones VIP section pal. Not sure what that gets ya...but let me know if it works on ladies will ya? Preciate it!!!

Yeah Kleverone I'll add you to my list. I haven't figured out yet but let me noodle around and see how to add people to the friend list,

It's hard not to have your back when you're almost always right. Plus you seem like a decent chap.

U2U me whenever. especially since you live in LA.

Look at the bottom of a post of anyone you want to make a friend.

Click the "Friend" button.

Alternately go to their profile and click the "Friend" button there.

Add me while you're at it, you're already on my list. LOL

I'm a moron. Thanks Major. I'll add you right now, I just figured it out thanks to your post.

How ya doing BTW?

Bad day, but hanging in. I think my kids have given me their latest cold and that's what's causing the foul mood. But it is very foul.

I'm having to watch what I say in debate though.

Thanks for asking!