I have been pondering the problem of the war on terrorism as it is being fought by our fearless leaders and I think there is a fatal flaw. For one
thing, there are more terrorists being produced for every successful anti-terrorism operation we engage in. Short of using the neutron bomb to
annihilate the entire terrorist-producing population, killing many freedom and democracy-loving innocents, we have no option now except keeping these
misguided freedom-haters in Guantanamo. I'm sure we have better things to do with our base in Cuba than house those freedom hating islamofascists.
And, at the rate we are going, we are going to need Australia to hold all the world's terrorists soon as the numbers are rising exponentially. Here
is my solution:
As some may recall, a cure for bad thinking in the 1900's was the frontal lobotomy. It was performed on many thousands of gays, mentally deranged,
and politically incorrect individuals with favorable results. Those that survived, became pliable, obedient people, perfectly suited to stuffing bags
at the grocery store checkout and uterrly incapable of plotting terrorism.
Now, it is 2007, and generally this is thought of as "icky." Here is the solution.
en.wikipedia.org...
We use the gamma knife to remove the frontal lobes of terrorists in the base on Guantanmo and return them back to their home nations. The procedure
would be done after they were rendered unconscious, so no one would know that it happened. The effects are not instant, so they would go back to
Saudi Arabia, Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine or even England, plotting revenge on the "Great Satan," but would gradually turn into a zombie,
confounding their islamic brethren. Eventually the word would get out that, if caught by the americans, you return a mental invalid. Since a
lobotomized person is not much use for anything, even a suicide bombing, it would end the terrorists plans quickly.
You know what? I think this could even be adapted for use at home and for maintaining proper attitude in the NWO!
We could treat all the inmates in our prisons and end the expense of housing them, completely eliminate crime here at home, get rid of all those pesky
mentally ill folks on the streets. After treatment, they would all be happy to just relax in a work camp, picking up trash on the road sides...and be
happy doing it...
[edit on 15-6-2007 by j_kalin]