Myspace madness or is he onto something

Been looking at Myspace just lately and come accross this blog entry:

Being unemployed basically leaves you with two options in life.

1) Boredom

2) Pornography

I have milked these now to the point of extinction so instead I now turn my efforts to investigative research. In my quest for the truth I needed a topic so clouded in mystery so misunderstood that only a man bored of masturbating could get to the bottom of it. I decided to choose my nemesis Tom Hanks.

I've hated Tom pretty much from the first day I ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on his soulless face, but why did I feel this resentment to him? Was I jealous? , I didn't think so; I felt that something was really wrong with this man, something that would make the world sick if only they could see it. The closest my feelings could come up with was that he was a cross between the Chuckle Brothers and Ian Huntley.

The following is from his Wikipedia entry

Thomas "Tom" Jeffrey Hanks (born July 9, 1956) is a two-time Academy Award-winning Twat, who starred in family-friendly and screwball comedies before achieving notable success as a dramatic actor in Philadelphia and Forrest Gump...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" />

As of September 24, 2006, Hanks is the highest-grossing lead actor of all time, with a combined gross of over USD$3.3 billion and a worldwide gross of nearly $6 billion His love of small children and his extreme intrest of Satanism have not stopped him from being Americas best loved Moron.


So Tom would be 51 years old this year....mmmmmm this got me thinking what events may have occurred 51 years ago that could have led to his existence?

Much like Phil Collins there was no way he was conceived it must have been a Top Secret Government project. This was going to take time to get to the bottom off.

There is loads of entrys all about Tom Hanks being some kind of evil superbeing I wonder if any of its true?

Perhaps you could use the quote tags to show us which are your opinion and which are from MySpace, just to make things a tad clearer. And maybe a link to the MySpace site?

I think he will really hit the bottom rung when he starts masturbating to pictures of Tom Hanks.

TH represents everything that is wholesome and good and honest about AMERICA. Family values, hard work, and awful american accents.
And so, as such he is evil.

I am still waiting for the Tom H vs Arnold S Presidency battle.
It's coming. That Titor guy predicted it.

I won't even research this post about T.H. No way! The public often does not have as much influence in the making of a mega star as you would think. It is more often the Directors, Producers, Writers,Casting, and behind the scenes people like the crew, that make or break the real stars. It was like working with total enlightened beings sometimes in Hollywood, where I pretty much grew up and worked as a P/A. Tom was made because of his heart and his talent and the fact that the truly knowledgeable Crews that worked with him liked him. I do not know where this thread will go, but please don't insult Tom here. You never know he may stop reading Ats!