They missed out the Micheal Buble impressions, kung fu tile punching and the pre-work work out, and the woo woo thing isn't just for the wife, I live
on the 19th floor in a sea of tower blocks and I always woo woo the living room (full length) window, just in case someone happens to be looking.
Could be that, this is just me - please someone back me up on this...
I live out in the country and I hate curtains/window coverings so, from time to time, I occasionally woo woo my neighbors unintentionally. Talked to
one of my neighbors the other day and he says, "I saw you at home the other day. Don't know what you were wearing but it REALLY needed ironing"