The Perfect Way To Execute Criminals!!!!!!

So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'............... I was listenin' to a radio program on my fancy transistor radio. They were talkin' about how the stuff in that lethal injection stuff doesn't always work. Like sometimes those bad guys keep on livin' and stuff.

Hmmmmmm........... This makes me do some thinkin'.................Hmmmmmm.............

C'mon brain, do some thinkin' on this one..........

The electric chair? Good old Sparky. Yep, works good and stuff, but if there's ever a power outage, everyone would be sittin' around waitin' and stuff. Nope not perfect.

Firin' squad? Hmmm....... Does the trick, but if someone is a bad aim, you could just hurt that Bad Guy, and then he'd be really pissed off and stuff. Nope not perfect.

Hey! How about makin' that Bad Guy sit under a cliff. And you drop a REALLY big rock off of that cliff onto that Bad Guy! That would work! But then you'd have a really big mess to clean up. That bad guy would be splattered really bad. It would probably look like modern art and stuff. Nah, not perfect.

How about makin' that Bad Guy eat a whole plate of my Sister in laws green bean and artichoke dip? Oh yeah that would do it, but talk about cruel and unusual. Nope not perfect.

Come on brain, do some thinkin' here. You better not let me down brain, or I'm gonna keep my hair dryer aimed at my head and give you a burn you good......

Hmmmmmmm...............

Wait! I got it! You take that Bad Guy to a radical muslim meeting. Then when that Bad Guy is standin' there with all those radical muslims, You point right at that bad guy and say "Hey, why don't you show these nice people that funny picture of Allah you drew!"

Man! Now that's perfect!

Brain, sometimes you amaze me................


[edit on 24-5-2007 by lombozo]

Ok Lombozo...you need to learn when to stop.













Just kidding! Kidding!!

I'm sorry

You still amaze!

[edit on 24/5/2007 by enjoies05]

Yeah! And if that didn't make them quite mad enough, you could shout, "And don't forget to show them that autographed copy of Salman Rushdie you love so much!" That ought to put the icing on the cake.

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
Yeah! And if that didn't make them quite mad enough, you could shout, "And don't forget to show them that autographed copy of Salman Rushdie you love so much!" That ought to put the icing on the cake.

Now that's some darn good thinkin'! Yeah! It really is perfect!



Enjoies! You had me scared for a second there!

Originally posted by lombozo
Enjoies! You had me scared for a second there!

I'm sorry, I had to. Thats just how I am. :shk:

Originally posted by enjoies05

Originally posted by lombozo
Enjoies! You had me scared for a second there!

I'm sorry, I had to. Thats just how I am. :shk:

That's why I like you my friend!

Or to lower the tone even more lol why not have him run into the mosque with a pig's mask on covered in sausages and other pork related foods and see how long he lasts.

Originally posted by SR
Or to lower the tone even more lol why not have him run into the mosque with a pig's mask on covered in sausages and other pork related foods and see how long he lasts.

Hmmmmmm................Now there's some more good thinkin'! I wonder if those radical muslims might run away from him though? Hmmmmm............I wonder............

Originally posted by lombozo
So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'............... I was listenin' to a radio program on my fancy transistor radio. They were talkin' about how the stuff in that lethal injection stuff doesn't always work. Like sometimes those bad guys keep on livin' and stuff.

Hmmmmmm........... This makes me do some thinkin'.................Hmmmmmm.............

C'mon brain, do some thinkin' on this one..........

How about makin' that Bad Guy eat a whole plate of my Sister in laws green bean and artichoke dip? Oh yeah that would do it, but talk about cruel and unusual. Nope not perfect.

Hmmmmmmm...............

Wait! I got it! You take that Bad Guy to a radical muslim meeting. Then when that Bad Guy is standin' there with all those radical muslims, You point right at that bad guy and say "Hey, why don't you show these nice people that funny picture of Allah you drew!"

Man! Now that's perfect!

Brain, sometimes you amaze me................

LOL Oh geeze!! :shk:


Oh the pig idea they'll perhaps scream and flee since pork is forbidden.

Now Lombozo don't think too hard now.