world sperm levels down by 50% in past 50 years

DARE fills you with propaganda, I remember the whole don't accept sticker or stamps from strangers as lil kid, they'll have '___' on them.

I #ing wish that'd happen to me.

btw,

Dinner for one I know you got your reservations
Starvation like a Third World Nation
So do it for the children and I'll make a donation
My fly's in your eyes let me rise to the occasion

I think the culprit is a little more obvious than booze or drugs which have always been around.

Down 50% in 50 years? (television) of which 35% was just in the last 14 years? (internet).

Whether you argue from the resultant obesity or isolation... some combination including

[size=36]MASTERBATION contribute to the depleted levels.

Porn did it.