army two

in the year 2012, aliens are going to come out full force. now this is not garrented, but i am raising a army just in case. so far there four groups:village hidden in the forest-leader morikage, village hidden in the sand- kazekage, village hidden in the shadows-leader kagekage, and village hidden in the leaves-leader hokage. so all i ask from you is to join one of these groups to help fight them off. counting us all so far we have eight people so far. so please join. thanks Rumi Uzamaki

p.s. by aleins i mean outer space aleins.

and what nation does your army reside in?
what training are you offering?
what weaponry?
what fundind do you have?
what plans of attack do you have?

more importantly, who the hell would flag this thread?

I must say it's funny. So, let's make it even more funny. Tell me, how can I join you?

You've got to be kidding me. You really think that people will get up and join your army because there MIGHT be some sort of confrontation between humans and aliens?

And how do you plan on defeating an alien race the MIGHT attack with full force? What, with AK's, bows and arrows, and a 9mm? If an alien race decides to attack the earth, you'd better hope there's another race out there that will step in and disallow such a scenario. Otherwise, neither you or any other army on this planet will be capable of stopping them.

Save your time and money, and enjoy your life.

Considering that I have prior military training, I would like to have a position in the officer billets with the rank of at least a one star general.

Oh, and could I requisition Luke Skywalker as my Aid-de-Camp? I will provide my own sidearm and Luke's lightsaber.

allow me to direct your attention to the Terms and Conditions of the site, a.k.a. the T&C:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

specifically:

1e.) Recruitment Content: You will not post advertisements, chain letters, petitions, pyramid schemes, or solicitations of any kind. You will not collect personal information about forum members for the purpose of sending advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, or solicitations through other means (email, U2U, messaging programs, etc.). Doing so will result in removal of your post(s) and immediate termination of your account.


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