Favourite Comic Book Quotes

Hey all what's your favourite quotes from a character or book?

One of mine:

"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories." - Trickster in 'Underworld Unleashed'

I had this in my sig at one time.

"Every time a man raises his hand against his neighbour in the name of his faith, he renounces his faith!"

It is from "The War for Peace" Action Comics #517, writen by Gerry Conway.

I'm the best at what I do and what I do isn't very nice."
Do I really need to tell you. lol

Okay this one comes from the pages of the Uncanny X-Men.

"Make peace with your god's little man." - Colossus

"'nuff said", "Go to the head of the class", "Excelsior!!!"
-Stan "the man" Lee

"Budda Budda Budda"
-my favorite sound effect

"I hate mondays"

The coffee drinking, pasta lovin, sexual ginger felion.

I give you Garfield!

Two Punisher quotes,

“I have a bad reputation as a senseless killer, but let me point out I’m a vary sensible killer”

And to the president- “nine millimeters, I’m never further then that”

Robin
"Who the hell are giving out orders like this?"

Batman
"What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I am the goddamn Batman!"

Violent Bob: Hey. How do you like your coffee?
Thanatos: The same was I like my WOMEN...
Both: ...
[[Thanatos is naked on a bed with a sack of coffee covering his crotch. Violent Bob is opening the door like a husband coming home from work, a shocked look on his face]] / Thanatos: Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!

From Bigger than Cheeses - My webcomic will knife fight your webcomic
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[edit on 11/11/2007 by WitchChild]

"You think this A stands for France!?" - Captain America

Thanos: "Death, thunderer, is like love-making. It gets better each time."

-Kyo

" Don't deserve it, he says. That's what they all say. "Guy don't deserve it. Guy don't deserve nothin'. Guy's garbage." All my life they been makin' me feel like garbage. All of 'em. Lovers. Partners. Enemies. Parents. But I hung in. I took it. I showed 'em! I have nothing... 'cept what I took. 'Cept what I got by my own pain. By my own guts! By my own strength! Remember, damn it -- when you gotta do somethin', you give it everything. No doubts. No softness. No nothin'! Yeah, Sinestro. You got the experience. You got the brains. You got the control. But I got one thing you ain't got. I got your ring! "

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)


I always loved this... yeah I got your ring...lol

In Wolverine #181 he rescues a little girl from a bar. As they walk away, she asks him whether he was Spider-Man. He looks at her, thinks about it, and responds "No, darlin,Spider-Man's a sissy".

"so tell me pardner, was that your best shot?"

Cannonball to Gladiator

1. Marshal Law. "I hunt hero's for a living. Haven't found any yet.
2. He always had funny things to say.

TyrC!

1. OOH! I got another one!
2. Marshal Law.
3. "They say I don't pray for my enemies. They're wrong. I pray they go to Hell."
4. He was funny and inspirational.
5. You might also want to check the cheap box for Evan Dorkin's "Dork"
6. It's said this laugh out loud title does get the respect it deserves.
7. Mad Man is a great title. His wife does the coloring.

TyrC!

I don't have just one quote, but this page is one of the funniest in comic book history.

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Batman: "Deep down, Clark is a good guy. Deep down, I'm not."

"When it comes to my past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!"

The J man himself

"You OWE me Chas!" ~John Constantine, whenever he needs a cab ride anywhere. Ever.