I HATE PATHS!!!

You know what I hate? I hate the concept of a path in someone's yard. It's like it's telling you where to walk, like it's PUSHING YOU AROUND or something. And those ones that are all zig-zaggy are insulting, it's like "Hey, walk all funny through our yard while we laugh at you through our window!". You know what I do when I see a path like that? I walk RIGHT THROUGH THE GRASS. Once in a while it's nice, like if it's raining or something, but the majority of the time it PISSES ME OFF.

Kowalski would like the unusual paths at my place.

I can tell you need anger management, just breath

That's the funniest thing i've heard in a long time... Never heard that one before but I understand what you mean.. We have a path on the front but we always go through the side door. The mail box is at the front the door so we have to walk aalll the way around to the front, up the path and then we get the mail.
But we can't walk across the grass (even though it would take less time) because it's covered in snow, and I mean lot's of snow.


Indeed, some paths do suck... Good post.. I enjoyed it.

LMAO !
I bet you really hate stepping stones then.

LMAO !
I bet you really hate stepping stones then.

What about winter? Should I shovel the whole lawn just so people like you can walk across it any way they want? Sorry, you wont get more than a path from me!