This thread is dedicated to the biggest lie you ever heard, seen or told, now you must tell the story and a bonus would be to provide a link.
Mine is when I found out Santa Claus was not real.
But then I found out that everyone was lying about that and he really is alive and well. And pictures of his Reideer too. The only reason I haven't
gotten any presents in the past 36 years is that I have been a very naughty Boy!
I think I might have already told this story once, but the biggest lie I can recall right now was when I was about 2 or 3 years old (3 I think?) when
my big sisiter told me that the dog poop on the end of her stick was perfume and that I should put some on. Boy was that a big fat lie That was
not perfume............
A close friend of mine told me that he heard God's voice actually speak to him. A few years later he recanted the lie and told me he said it because
he was trying to convert me. Christianity is so sick.
Here is another one that used to get me thinking as a kid, if I put my tooth under the pillow I would get money for it.
This is one I really loved, loose a tooth, put it under the pillow and wake-up with money. Life was really mysterious then. I should have keep the
ball rolling and became a dentist and just pulled everyone else teeth for money.
Well no one mentioned this one. How about the moon landing. Thats got to be the biggest lie anyone ever got away with. I mean seriously highly
educated people even believe it and teach it as if it were fact.
The lies that pist me off the most are the ones alot of Russians tell me to try to unconvince me to go to the Russian arm, grrr, man, this is my only
goal in life and people think they can get me to forget it? I don't think so!
Technology will make our lives easier. We will no longer have to work all the time. We will have a home robot to do the chores. We will take
vacations on the moon and have flying cars.
I can't remember a time that anyone lied to me, my parents tried the tooth fairy thing once - but I didn't believe it so they stopped, and I stopped
believing in santa when I was 3 because I watched my parents bring my stuff into my room, so it didn't have time to be a big shock that he wasn't
real lol... My boyfriend once told me that someones eye fell in their soup at his school... I actually believed him for 15 minutes until it clicked
that it was impossible for an eye to just fall out and off completely '-_- Man I felt stupid... but then I got him back by telling him 'Scream 2'
was based on a true story - he still believes that one
the biggest lie i ever told was when i was about 7, i stole a bunch of candy from the store and blamed it on my 2 yr old sister, i felt bad, felt
worse after the punishment.
Haha, Mom told me that the cops would come put me in jail if I threw money away. (She made me mad and I threw a few pennies, nickel and dime in the
trash).
I was freaked for quite a while and never did it again.
Of course she lied.
Grandmother got me afraid of the dark when I wasn't before. Told me the boogey man would get me if I went in the front yard. Another lie.
Parents apparently lie to their kids all the time, though I never did.