If you were a criminal, what kind would you be?

I've always like the idea of cat burglar. Like the gymnastics.

I see Dr Love as a mobster running a casino or some other such thing. Probably is DeNiro in one of his characteristic roles.

Queen Annie would probably be a hacker, utilizing her super brain powers to steal a gazillion dollars electronically.

GreatTech, if he went bad, would be running a Jesus camp or appoint himself God-king of a small island nation.

Unisol could be an expert street racer, racing for millions of dollars on illegal bets.

So what would your evil alter ego be? Who's the rastafarian?

That is not a reference to illegal substances...,


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i would certainly run a chop shop for exotic vehicles

What kind of criminal would I be? lol, well if I had to criminal I guess I'd change from Russian soldier to Russian mobster, brigada, baby, patsani, davayte v tachku, odboy, lol hahahahhah

don't mess with Russian mafia

Street Pharmacist.

I would either be a very high-priced assassin or a government official.

Both are crooked as the come, but at least one has a decent health plan. I'll let you be the judge of which one.

i would be a transporter
or the guy in gta 3...that makes everything for money and works for mafiots.....dose them theyr handyjob?
ANYONE INTERESTED IN HIRING ME?

If I was a criminal? I would work for MI6

Implied chaos is the rastafarian. Very creative criminals. I want a lift with the transporter...roof jumping.

Pirate! Mu hu ha ha ha! Heck I might actually do it if my life keeps going as crappy as it has been

Imagine stealing a large boat, sailing around the caribbean (SP) attacking ships that pass by and looting the boat for all the stuff aboard. Killing the crew and selling the boat Mu hu ha ha ha.



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I'd be a man whore.

Can I say that?

Vigilante! I would walk into the SWB DSL tech support call center and shoot until I was the last one standing.

Originally posted by thehumbleone
I'd be a man whore.

Can I say that?

I changed my mind. I want to be a man whore too!

id be like robin hood you know rob from the rich and give to the poor hahaha

constantlywondering, why isn't the support DLL function where it's supposed to be, it's gotten mixed into an incorrect file driver....YOU DID THIS, I KNOW YOU DID. Why aren't you over here repairing this, sent your leprechauns through the wires immediately you evil genius.....


OOOOuuuuhhhhhh Man whores!!


, pirates and robin hoods.

Ya, i think i would be a steeler. Bank robber, or something. Not a stocker or murderer. To scary. Cool thread!!!
peace

a pimp. hands down. dealing with nothing but beautiful women with self esteem so low, they'll let you literally control as well as ruin their lives (and won't complain about it either) all the while loving you, paying you, and submitting their sex organ to you each and every time you do it, is something that i could never ever get enough of. i swear one day i could actually become one..i got all the tools but 1. i'm not THAT cold hearted and 2. when dealing with women, i tend to get to involved.

Oh lawdy's the demented alter egos of the human race are really quite funny.

Lord Infamous you have a couple of potential employees further up in the thread. More money for the man whores. Yes, the wage disparity even applies to whoredom. lol

If I were a criminal, I would be a forger: IDs, passports, all types of documents, checks, whatever you need...

or maybe I would become a televangelist. Give your money to GOD but make the check out to me!

Excellent,always good to know a good forger during times of Nazi occupation.....

Got's to admit I love playing GTA, but I'm never one of the ho's, I like the bank robbery missions. Like the foxylady - For sure, I'd be some kind of thief.




Rolling down the street smoking menthol, sipping on gin and juice, laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

o what the heck....i wanna eb a jigolo or just some mafia thief like "diabolic"